soulping ([personal profile] soulping) wrote2014-04-29 04:43 pm

EPONA + RATATOSKR + TIAMAT + JACK PANTHER

[You are ushered out of the parlor and into a cozy sitting room. The storm continues to rage outside, but a roaring fire keeps the room nice and toasty.

As you enter, you find your clothes have changed to something vaguely 1940s Noir-ish and appropriate to your character. You all look very dapper, though you may be surprised to suddenly find yourself cross-dressing. At the same time, knowledge suddenly enters your mind- the role you will be playing in tonight's performance, information on some of your fellow guests, and the rules of the game, as well as the setup for the story.
]

[RULES:
THIS IS A MURDER MYSTERY GAME! Investigate your surroundings, speak to your fellow guests, and solve the mystery! Points will be given for completing goals and appropriate IC roleplaying.

You can make private, friends-locked posts to other players for secret discussions, but you MUST include [personal profile] squeakofthedevil on the filter and drop a link here!]

NOTE: In this group, the parts of Kira Graves and Tod Mises are unclaimed. ICly, Kira will have been unable to attend due to both of her children being ill. Tod simply refused the invitation because he thinks his dad is a jerk.
lifehacker: (By the mighty shit of Santa Claus.)

Re: ROUND 1

[personal profile] lifehacker 2014-04-30 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
Let's behave ourselves, children. Roger Mortis, here and accounted for. My lovely daughter is in attendance this evening, too.

[ This is bullshit. Can't there be any games where he just murders everyone? ]
Edited 2014-04-30 00:16 (UTC)
thevoidsdarkhorse: (I do not even give a fuck)

Re: ROUND 1

[personal profile] thevoidsdarkhorse 2014-04-30 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
[Haha.]

[HAHA.]

It's always a pleasure. I, Finn Graves, am too happy to welcome you to my family's humble abode.

[The most strained smile.]
lifehacker: (Put your titties in my hand.)

[personal profile] lifehacker 2014-04-30 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
[ Fuck me with a rake. ]

Awesome -- I mean, awes... fuck.

I'm watching you.
thevoidsdarkhorse: (Oh I guess I have Jake's diary now)

[personal profile] thevoidsdarkhorse 2014-04-30 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
[:')]

[Just gonna keep that strained smile, though it may be less acting and more trying not to laugh.]

Why, I don't know why you would need to watch me, sir.
lifehacker: ("Here lies Shit.")

[personal profile] lifehacker 2014-04-30 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
You seem pretty enchanted with my lovely little flower.
thevoidsdarkhorse: (Well uh this is awk)

[personal profile] thevoidsdarkhorse 2014-04-30 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
[....]

She's a lovely lady, sir. It would be impossible to not be enchanted.
lifehacker: (This forest is closed asshole.)

[personal profile] lifehacker 2014-04-30 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
That is the correct response.
thevoidsdarkhorse: (Oh I guess I have Jake's diary now)

[personal profile] thevoidsdarkhorse 2014-04-30 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
[\o/]

I'm glad to hear it. It's very true, after all.
onebullet: (hundred twenty eight;)

Re: ROUND 1

[personal profile] onebullet 2014-04-30 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
Hello, father.

[ AHAHAHAHA ]
lifehacker: ("Here lies Shit.")

[personal profile] lifehacker 2014-04-30 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
Wow, looks like I hopped into a time machine and made you.

I mean, hey, my little flower. You've made yourself awfully gorgeous for this event.
onebullet: (hundred thirteen;)

[personal profile] onebullet 2014-04-30 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
[ Ever-so-slightly-strained smile. ]

I try. Are you enjoying the evening so far?
lifehacker: (I wish I could fart out of my dick.)

[personal profile] lifehacker 2014-04-30 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
It's all business, sugar plum. Vodka would make it better.
onebullet: (thirty seven;)

[personal profile] onebullet 2014-04-30 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
That's what you always say, father. Try to keep your rampant alcoholism under wraps while we're here, please? I don't want you embarrassing me.
lifehacker: (Put your titties in my hand.)

[personal profile] lifehacker 2014-04-30 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
[ ... sigh. ]

I'll behave, for your sake.
onebullet: (eighty four;)

[personal profile] onebullet 2014-04-30 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
Good. See to it that you do.

[ Playing a spoilt brat is pretty fun, who knew? ]
carptricks: (or rhythm and blues)

Re: ROUND 1

[personal profile] carptricks 2014-04-30 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
[glancing around a the "party guests," eyebrow raised]

And which one is your lovely daughter?
lifehacker: (No perks no clothes no problem.)

[personal profile] lifehacker 2014-04-30 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
Did you just imply my daughter isn't lovely? Is it because she's a ginger?
carptricks: (We'll dance until morning)

[personal profile] carptricks 2014-04-30 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
Not at all, good sir. In fact, I'd say she's quite lovely.
lifehacker: (Tickle my meaty ass.)

[personal profile] lifehacker 2014-04-30 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
Like a rose. All red and thorny.
carptricks: (and the music's in me)

[personal profile] carptricks 2014-04-30 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
[. . . pffffft]

Are her thorns particularly sharp?
lifehacker: (Put your titties in my hand.)

[personal profile] lifehacker 2014-04-30 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
She's headbutted me before.
carptricks: (and began)

[personal profile] carptricks 2014-04-30 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
[. . . HAHAHA. lifting a hand to suppress a snicker, ttly breaking character for a moment there]

I-- I see. A feisty one, your daughter.
lifehacker: (wreaking havoc on my undergarments)

[personal profile] lifehacker 2014-04-30 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
Very. She is not easily tamed. The apple of my eye, she is.
carptricks: (Default)

[personal profile] carptricks 2014-04-30 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
You're quite the lucky man.