GULGALLANA

[soulping]

[ You're led through the TV into a...2-D looking world! The observant may notice that the world looks quite similar to the one you visited in her last game, although none of the prior landmarks are present.

In front of you are two trees, bearing fruit, and a sign-post. The sign tells you that there is a shop to your north, a museum to your left, and a town-hall to your right. To your south just seems to be grassy fields, with some strange star markings scattered throughout. ]

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[inbeta]

[ Taking those five fossils and giving them a good look-over. ]

It appears as though you've found a Spinosaurus Torso, a Mammoth Torso, an Ankylosaurid Torso, a Diplodocus Hip, and a Megacerops Tail! Oh, my...these are all fine specimen that we would love to present in the museum.

[ Handing them back over. ]

I do ask that you consider donating them, for the cultural good of the town! But it is your decision, hoo hoo.

[sakazuki]

[ His decision is to SELL THEM ALL so he'll just give the owl a nod of thanks, and heads on to the store. ]

[ TIME FOR MORE SEEDS, MOTHERFUCKER ]

STORE

[inbeta]

[ When you walk in, a raccoon comes up to you gushing about his "crrrrazy deals".

As for offered items, you see the following: flowers for 200 bells. ]

Would you like to make a purchase, yes yes? Or perhaps you have something to sell?

[sakazuki]

[ Does he ever gush about something else... ]

I have five fossils to sell again.

[ Passing them over. ]

[inbeta]

Hmm...for all of these, I can give you 15,500 bells. Is that good?

[sakazuki]

Yeah, that's good enough.

I'll buy flower seeds with 15,200 bells, then.

[inbeta]

All right...here are 76 flower packets.

[ Your bank increases from 300 to 600 bells, and you gain the 76 flower packets. ]

[sakazuki]

[ Cut just lovessss his flowers, okay... ]

[ But taking the flowers and heading back to find Diz. ]

Here, I got 76 packets in total.

[debate_avenger]

Then, I'll take half and you'll take half, like last time?

[I'll take my 38, then.]

Once we're done, we'll meet up in front of the town hall.

[sakazuki]

Yeah, I'll meet you there, then.

[ Going off and planting all 38 packets of his flower seeds! ]

[ Once he's done, he'll head up to town hall. ]

[debate_avenger]

[And I'll go plant my 38 packets and head to the town hall once that's done as well.]

Then, shall we?

[sakazuki]

[ A nod. ]

Yeah, let's go.

Also, we have an extra 100 bells, so just give it to her too.

[debate_avenger]

That's fine. 20% is a pretty impressive return.

[sakazuki]

She should be glad that we're generous enough to give her interest too.

[ But heading in now to the town hall! ]

TOWN HALL

[inbeta]

[ If you walk in, you'll see Game Freak sitting behind a desk that reads 'MAYOR'.

If you have any questions, here's where you can ask. ]

[sakazuki]

[ Walking to the desk and dropping a bag of coins on it. ]

Here.

[inbeta]

[ Staring at it... ]

What's this?

[debate_avenger]

The money you gave us. Plus interest. A very impressive interest rate, I might add.

[sakazuki]

Now you don't have to complain about us leeching off of you or whining about how we didn't pay you back.

[debate_avenger]

We've done all we could here, so this is where it ends for us.

[inbeta]

Well, you still leeched off of me, since you used the original 500 bells to get started....

...but I guess this makes us even.

[ The bells disappear. WHERE DID THEY GO? WHO KNOWS. ]