soulping ([personal profile] soulping) wrote2014-05-09 08:07 pm

ALECTRYON

[ You find yourself sequestered in a cave deep within Waldemar's mountain. A table and a set of chairs have been carved from the surrounding rock. Torches are set into the walls to provide light, while a faint breeze blows through cracks in the walls and ceiling to provide ventilation. There are no doors or windows to speak of.

In the center of the room are your (randomly assigned) gifts: A BASKET OF FOODSTUFFS and AN ELEGANT SWORD WITH A BEJEWELED SHEATH.

There’s an hourglass of wrought silver embedded in the wall, with ten rubies inside. Pinned beside it is an elegant tapestry featuring the scene of a busy marketplace, bordered by a pattern of weighing scales and abacuses. You are part of THE MERCHANTS.

Resting on the table are the following: a sheet of parchment, a quill, and a capped jar of ink. Written on the parchment is a list and three words in bold lettering:
PROTECT
TARGET
DEFEND

Choose a role and a course of action.]
behindenemylies: (Well yippy-skippy.)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] behindenemylies 2014-05-10 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
I'd feel better about mugging a blacksmith than a priest, so let's go with that.
notsuperman: { a beard doesn't make one a philosopher } (❋ barba non facit philosophum)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] notsuperman 2014-05-10 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
Well, a lot of churches have gold in them...

[ But okay we can be nice(r) people and target blacksmiths, why not. ]
behindenemylies: (Yeah you do that.)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] behindenemylies 2014-05-10 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
We're the worst merchants of all time already.
notsuperman: { to the stars on the wings of a pig } (❋ ad astra per alas porci)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] notsuperman 2014-05-10 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
We just....have less-than-ethical ways of acquiring our wares, that's all.
behindenemylies: (Enjoy responsibly.)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] behindenemylies 2014-05-10 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
Blackmarket, backdoor dealings.
notsuperman: { a beard doesn't make one a philosopher } (❋ barba non facit philosophum)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] notsuperman 2014-05-10 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
With a side of the five-finger discount.
behindenemylies: (Fuck you I got a sparkle.)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] behindenemylies 2014-05-10 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
That's business.
notsuperman: { in wine, there is truth } (❋ in vino veritas)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] notsuperman 2014-05-10 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
But of course. What's stepping on a few people if it earns us a buck?
behindenemylies: (Cheers.)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] behindenemylies 2014-05-10 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
It's like... the corporate ladder. Only in old times.
notsuperman: { a beard doesn't make one a philosopher } (❋ barba non facit philosophum)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] notsuperman 2014-05-10 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
And once we've reached the top of the ladder, we'll have to duel to the death with those fancy swords. Only one can have this vast wealth, you see.
behindenemylies: (Wanna buy a watch?)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] behindenemylies 2014-05-10 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
Wow, I feel betrayed. I thought we were in this together!
notsuperman: { in wine, there is truth } (❋ in vino veritas)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] notsuperman 2014-05-10 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
Greed has consumed my heart, and half of the share is no longer enough for me. If I can take others' things, why not yours?
behindenemylies: (Trust me with your children.)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] behindenemylies 2014-05-10 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
Then I guess I have no choice but to take you out, in memory of the business partner you used to be.
notsuperman: { under cold jupiter } (❋ sub iove frigido)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] notsuperman 2014-05-10 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
You're assuming you'd win, but you shouldn't underestimate my abilities.
behindenemylies: (#shounen)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] behindenemylies 2014-05-10 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
I've got honour on my side!

Also, I could totally throw that huge jewel at you when you weren't expecting it.
notsuperman: { a beard doesn't make one a philosopher } (❋ barba non facit philosophum)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] notsuperman 2014-05-10 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
Not if I dumped the basket of food on you first.
behindenemylies: (:|a)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] behindenemylies 2014-05-10 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
I'd fling one of the bananas under your feet. Instant knock-out.
notsuperman: { the play has been performed; applaud! } (❋ acta est fabula plaudite)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] notsuperman 2014-05-10 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think banana peels are as slippery as cartoons would have you believe..
behindenemylies: (Cheers.)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] behindenemylies 2014-05-10 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah... maybe a peach would work better, it'd squish easier.
notsuperman: { no mortal is wise at all times } (❋ nemo mortalium omnibus horis sapit)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] notsuperman 2014-05-10 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
You'd probably have to pre-squish it, to get the best effect.
behindenemylies: (Haaaah.)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] behindenemylies 2014-05-10 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
Might not have the time for that in a dramatic duel, though.
notsuperman: { the stars incline us, they do not bind us } (❋ astra inclinant sed non obligant)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] notsuperman 2014-05-10 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
Looks like you might need to adjust your plan, then.