DAWON BANK HEIST

[soulping]

[You find yourself standing across the street from your bank, though the sign is large enough to read the words:]

BUSINESS HOURS 9am - 7pm

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Re: ROUND 2

[scrapthis]

[ holding the back open ]

I'm just glad it worked out alright. [ The last time he tried it it didn't end up so great. ]

Re: ROUND 2

[showyouthesight]

Crap! We need to make them open the safe. They don't even have anything behind the counter.

Re: ROUND 2

[scrapthis]

Can't we just open it ourselves?

Re: ROUND 2

[bloodbiter]

First, can you tell them to be still again?

Re: ROUND 2

[scrapthis]

It's, uh, limited. and I don't think that would help us much.

Re: ROUND 2

[showyouthesight]

Not without code. And it's not like we have anything to blow it up.

Re: ROUND 2

[bloodbiter]

Where is the safe?

Re: ROUND 2

[showyouthesight]

We need to look around, but we're running out of time.

Re: ROUND 2

[bloodbiter]

What if we made one of them tell us where it is?

Re: ROUND 2

[aerious]

'. . . I know where the safe is.'

One of the customers speak - the panda bear.

'I know what the code is, too.'

Re: ROUND 2

[bloodbiter]

Then tell us, and do not lie.

Re: ROUND 2

[aerious]

'Oh, I will - but I mean . . . you're here to rob the bank, right? Well, we're both here to do the same thing, so why don't we work together?'

Re: ROUND 2

[bloodbiter]

What?

Re: ROUND 2

[aerious]

'I'm saying, I'm here to do the same thing you are. And it looks like you fools don't know jack about this bank - but hey, I do. You've got the numbers, I've got the knowledge . . . what say you and me work together, split our profits, everyone wins?'

Re: ROUND 2

[aerious]

'. . . . it's in the back.'

The cow banker speaks slowly, setting a hoof down onto the counter. . . . under the counter. . . .

Re: ROUND 2

[scrapthis]

[ Trying to use scrap again, god, he's going to end up with another headache at this rate. ]

Lead us to it.

Re: ROUND 2

[secretbooty]

Touch it and you're going to regret it.

I know you're going for that button.

Re: ROUND 2

[bloodbiter]

What button? What is it doing?

Re: ROUND 2

[secretbooty]

It's gonna call the police. You can assume it's gonna be game over if it hits it.

Re: ROUND 2

[bloodbiter]

What is a police?

Re: ROUND 2

[secretbooty]

Law enforcement.

Unless you want to find out what kind of jail stuffed animals have?

Re: ROUND 2

[bloodbiter]

Not particularly, no.

Re: ROUND 2

[showyouthesight]

People who will throw us behind bars if they catch us.

Re: ROUND 2

[aerious]

'. . . .'

The cow raises its hooves up both, placating.

'I'll show you to the safe.'

Re: ROUND 2

[showyouthesight]

That's more like it.