BARGHEST BANK HEIST

[soulping]

[You are standing in front of a post-apocalypse looking concrete building. A sign on the front of the building reads:]

Business Hours 9am - 7pm

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Re: Round 2

[jellyfishies]

[ that's good enough. making sure they're out of immediate firing ranges, just in case, he'll take a breath and let his calming song fill the room. ]

Re: Round 2

[inthenude]

[Gradually everyone in the room goes calm. One teller and the old man even smile! Fingers come off triggers all around the room as everyone lets their guard down.]

Well ain't this just purty... Like an angel.

Mmhm. Mmhm. I'm going to make whoever's singing it mine.

Not if I get them first, you damn corpse walker.

[The argument continues in a very calm manner. Everyone agrees they definitely want to be the owner of whoever's singing. Atlas has gained a fanbase.]

Re: Round 2

[wingtamed]

[ oh. that's nice. no one's dead. that's always. really great. ]


Let's knock 'em all out.

Re: Round 2

[jellyfishies]

[ not. not sure how to feel but they enjoyed it at least!?

everything would feel so much safer that way though for many reasons so yes let's nod. ]

Re: Round 2

[wingtamed]

[ the good thing about being a phantom thief is that walking around all this shit? is easy as fuck. much easier than walking around moving lasers and stuff. and hitting people on the back of their necks while still being COMPLETELY IMPOSSIBLE TO SPOT tends to be pretty effective. ]

Re: Round 2

[inthenude]

[Who do you start with? Your potential victims are:

The Manager
The Ginger Teller
The Brunette Teller
The Old Man
The Mother
Her Ten Year Old Son
Her Infant (would you go that far?)
The Old Man]

Re: Round 2

[wingtamed]

[ whoever's the farthest away from the teller! he'd make sure to catch them so their fall wouldn't be too loud, too.

he'll work his way up okay. ]

Re: Round 2

[inthenude]

[You take out the Blonde Young Woman With the Pistol I accidentally forgot about whoops. And then the Mother. But the baby starts crying; now everyone's on to you!

Is Atlas still singing?]

Re: Round 2

[jellyfishies]

[ still singing, becoming uncomfortable by the minute but won't dare stop ♪ ]

Re: Round 2

[wingtamed]

[ EXCEPT NOW MIRA IS. definitely almost falling over jesus christ.


thanks daisuke. ]

Re: Round 2

[jellyfishies]

[ CATCHING YOU AND














oh. are we okay still. ]

Re: Round 2

[inthenude]

[The baby is wailing incessantly. But everyone's okay! Except the people you knocked out.]

Re: Round 2

[wingtamed]

[ he's cool.








we're definitely cool.

rreaching a hand out to take the uzi from the baby, yes thanks. ]

Re: Round 2

[jellyfishies]

[ stiiill singing

still singing with tireless robot pipes baby please calm down ]

Re: Round 2

[wingtamed]

[ MAYBE IF WE FINISH THIS FAST WE CAN PICK UP THE BABY AND GET IT TO STOP. ]

Re: Round 2

[inthenude]

[You quickly work your way through the line of people. Everyone is knocked out on the floor at the mercy of the rats.

The baby's still crying.]

Re: Round 2

[jellyfishies]

[ picking up the baby. giving the baby a jellyfish plushie from the case.

♥? ]

Re: Round 2

[wingtamed]

'm gonna go get the vault.

[ they don't need to be invisible anymore, do they. so he'll just. drop that. ]

You watch out here?

Re: Round 2

[jellyfishies]

Yes. Good luck, Mira-san!

[ going to just be here, holding the baby who is no longer a floating baby. making cute noises at and making the jellyfish dance around the baby. babies. ]

Re: Round 2

[inthenude]

[You have calmed the baby and it watches you with large, possibly adoring eyes. Spectacular parenting!]

Re: Round 2

[wingtamed]

[ HEADING BACK TO THE FAULT and still trying to be as inconspicuous as possible. ]

Re: Round 2

[inthenude]

[You go through the door behind the teller counter and find a large hallway. At the end is an equally large door with a keypad next to it! Clearly this is the vault. On the right side of the hall there is a door with MENEGR OFICE scratched into the wood. On the left side there is a door with EYES painted on it in dripping white letters. Next to it is a giant hole leading outside where someone's placed a port-a-potty. It has JEANETAR painted on it.]

Re: Round 2

[wingtamed]

[ well. shit. he shifts his weight from one foot to the other, before just--actually turning into some kind of paint or some shit and moves against the ground, moves towards the door. ]

Re: Round 2

[inthenude]

[You encounter the safe door! It's very sturdy. It could almost pass for a nuclear fallout bunker, it's that sturdy.]

Re: Round 2

[wingtamed]

[ but could paint slide under it. ]