BARGHEST BANK HEIST

[soulping]

[You are standing in front of a post-apocalypse looking concrete building. A sign on the front of the building reads:]

Business Hours 9am - 7pm

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Re: Round 3

[inthenude]

[You blow the hall doorway into a large hole. You also bury the three robbers under an unhealthy amount of bricks. They're very clearly dead if the blood and mangled body parts (few though they be) you can see sticking out say anything.]

Re: Round 3

[wingtamed]

[ he's mad enough to just DESTROY. THIS WHOLE BANK. destroy the whole goddamn game fuck this game fuck the stupid kid in the stupid uniform.

but no, he's going to fly his way back over to where the case was left and grab onto it. HE'LL WIN THIS GAME.

and then break everything. though he's. definitely a little unsteady on his feet now. ]

Re: Round 3

[inthenude]

[Will you be making your getaway? Or will you steal more money?]

Re: Round 3

[wingtamed]

[ he's going to come back to try and grab all of it.

and any jewelry on anyone laying on the ground. ]

Re: Round 3

[inthenude]

[You gain:

-5 gold teeth
-25 wedding bands
-4 watches
-7 earrings
-2 necklaces

Your monetary total is now 5,630,000 yen. You hear more people outside the bank coming to investigate.]

Re: Round 3

[wingtamed]

[ that is clearly not enough.


using another illusion to. hide his presence in the bank as he goes to fill up the case. ]

Re: Round 3

[inthenude]

[You bring your total up to 9,180,000 yen before an old lady steps into the fault.]

Hm. Looks like most of the cash is still here...

Re: Round 3

[wingtamed]

[ snapping his fingers and suddenly--woah, the lights are out, it sure is dark in here. ]

Re: Round 3

[inthenude]

[The old lady startles and hastily steps back out of the vault.]

Dang electricity must have gone... I'll come back later with a light and the girls.

[She closes the vault door. You're now alone in the vault with an unspecified amount of time to continue packing!]

Re: Round 3

[wingtamed]

[ i will pack all of this shit.

in the most sulky manner possible. ]

Re: Round 3

[inthenude]

[You collect 54,670,000 yen total. There's still yen in the vault, but your case is full to bursting.]

Re: Round 3

[wingtamed]

[ but can he stuff some of it down his pants and in his tunic. he is wearing a nice sturdy belt around the waist of it. ]

Re: Round 3

[inthenude]

[You manage to stuff an extra 453,000 into your clothes bringing your total up to 55,123,000 yen. It's probably pretty uncomfortable to walk right about now.]

Re: Round 3

[wingtamed]

[ WHATEVER, he already disabled the vault door earlier so he'll just. carefully open it so it doesn't creak too loudly and fucking leave. ]

Re: Round 3

[inthenude]

[The main room has been turned into a military encampment while you've been busy. Over 20 men loiter around with various weapons and talking excitedly about their "big catch". Clearly they now consider the bank and the vault theirs.

In the far corner of the room you might notice all the people you knocked out earlier dumped on one of the refuse piles. They're far beyond knocked out now; someone clearly took the incentive to "finish the job" with them.

How will you make your escape?]

Re: Round 3

[wingtamed]

[ WALKING RIGHT TOWARDS THE DOOR, no one can fucking see him.

if he gets caught he can just kill them all anyway. ]

Re: Round 3

[inthenude]

[You make your way to the door, dodging around loafers and celebrating rough types who see themselves as having made an easy payday. When you make it outside you're free to keep walking right into endgame!]