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ROBBERS BARGHEST vs COPS TAKSHAKA (ROUND 1)

[ when you exit your elevator, you find yourself in a simple room - there are a few bean bags for you to sit in, and a whiteboard as well as a few markers for any of your plans; a door leads to the rest of the floor. across the whole floor is another door - you know this door is to your opposition. but between these two doors are clutters of items - desks, pillars, chairs, everything to make this whole floor a great place to play hide-and-go-seek, to set traps, everything.

you may try to enter the room of your opposition, but you’ll find you can’t even open the door - for some reason, it’s just so heavy and impossible to open. but you can open your own door!

on the cop’s side, there is white chalk lining the side of the wall next to the cop’s door - it’s the jail cell, where robbers go when they’re caught. there is no way for robbers to step beyond these lines, unless one of their teammates comes to release them! ]

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But I want that one.

[ gimmie. ]

It's mine now, idiot!

I'll wrestle you for it.

Violence is against the rules. If you pick up a fight I'll have to intervene.

Friendly wrestling ain't, is it.

[ ok but how can you intervene in a match against yourself. ]

[ don't question Kageyama's logic ]

I'm not agreeing, so it's not friendly, obviously.

Your face is kinda scary. [ I JUST WANTED TO TAKE THE CANDY YOU FUCK. ]

Your face isn't any better!

My face is handsome an' amazing.

That's delusional. You're delusional.

Yeah?

I bet you haven't had girls flockin' all over you like "Kyaaa, Mira-sama, help us make babies!". I have.

[ so he's a doctor...? ]

I don't care about babies.

I don't care 'bout babies either, but y'know, 's the thought that counts.

Stop talking nonsense and focus on the game.

I want that first.

[ rrreaching for the candy bar again. ]

[ NO MOVING HIS HAND AWAY ]

I said get your own!

Yours is better!

[ everything is better when it's stolen. ]

[ going to bite into the candy bar

without even taking the wrapper off ]

IFF FINE!

[ REACHING FOR THE PART NOT IN HIS MOUTH. ]

Oi! Share!

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