soulping | COPS vs ROBBERS (ROUND 2)

[ unlike last round, when your elevator comes to a stop, you find yourself--at the top of the skyscraper. beside your elevator is ten other elevators, filled with members of the other teams. the doors open near the center of the floor, and once you exit, they recede into the floor, the tops becoming part of the floor themselves. the layout of the floor is close to the same as all the others, aside from the lack of. well. a roof. however, the rooftop is surrounded by a very tall fence with barbed wire at the top, making jumping impossible.

to one side, is the cops' headquarters. to the other, is the robbers'. those who were robbers last round will come to realize that there is a badge attached to their clothing with a pin. those who were cops, will find that there is a miniature version of a ski mask pinned to theirs.

congratulations, you've reached the ultimate game of cops versus robbers. there are plenty of hedges between here and both of the rooms, and several desks thrown haphazardly around, as well. instead of a chalk lining beside the cops' headquarters, they will find a large cell, square in shape and very very wide, easy to fix several prisoners in. escape from the inside is impossible, but the door will open easy from the outside. inside the cops' and robbers' headquarters, you will find all the same items as before as well. ]

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[ GOING DOWN damn ow you're heavy like that ]

...Ow, the fuck is your problem? You are aware that this isn't real, right?

I am supposed to arrest you, you know.

[moving for the chair while she's distracted!]

[ ...well since she's captured anyway, might as well make some friends so she can hope to get out.

So Io will start intentionally squirming in Montage's hold, to try and keep her distracted. ]

Yeah, arrest me, not tackle me down like a Superbowl hopeful. Have you even seen a cop show? You only jump the crazy ones.

What is a Superbowl? Some manner of martial arts competition? Regardless, you are coming with me.

[Trying to haul her up!]

Not a Superbowl, the Superbowl? You know, the big football competition that everyone loses their minds over?

[ Resisting for the sake of resisting...she may have lost and been captured, but that doesn't mean she can't be a pain. ]

Ah, a ballgame. That is indeed a fine event.

Now, come along, hm?

Sorry, I'm too angry to cooperate. I'd try better tactics next time, if I were you.

Please do not make this difficult for yourself. Fictional though this competition may be, I take my duty very seriously.

And I take not giving people respect they haven't earned very seriously.

[Dragging her up.]

This is not a matter of respect, but simple sportsmanship.

[ NOT BEING HELPFUL. ]

Okay, then I don't feel the need to respond to unsportsmanlike conduct with the opposite. You get what you give.

I am being perfectly honorable. I am supposed to catch you, no?

Didn't I already point out that the bodyslamming was unnecessary? Sounds like something a dishonorable ass would do.

So you would have simply come with me if I asked, then?

You actually can't think of a method of capturing someone between asking like a dumbass and tackling like a meathead?

I apologize if I have caused you undue distress, but I chose the most reliable method. We have been allies in the past, so I assure you it was not out of any personal disdain.

[Not so fast!!! It's the Dashing Alluring Charming Sexylicious Cop Avenger!! And equally hot and all around kickass sidekick Heels.]

Sorry rosebud. This is an arrest ♪!

[He's got a paint gun! And he knows how to use it....maybe. Rolled a 4!]

[rolled a three, so PAINTBALLED]

My uniform!

[Guess who his partner is.]

Ah fuck, I wanted to shoot someone!

[after a second of pausing in surprise at that paint, she resumes trying to hurry away with the chair]

[Trying to shoot at her, but I rolled a one. It's not like she's ever shot a gun before anyway, so her aim is absolutely terrible. The chair gets splattered though.]

Hey, come back here!

[rolled a five! hiding behind the chair as the paint splatters and continuing to move]

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