RATATOSKR.
[ When you enter the TV, the room surrounding you is notably blank - appearing something like this. Which may seem odd, until words appear out of thin air in front of you: ]
Today, we're going to go through an interactive story of sorts!
You're a college student who's just transferred to a new university, and you have a week to make new friends and potentially find that ~special someone~ people always worry about having.
Luckily for you, your college has a club fair for transfer students just like you! You're headed off there to meet some of your fellow students and get a better lay of the land.
But before we begin, there's just one important thing I need to get down...who are you?
Today, we're going to go through an interactive story of sorts!
You're a college student who's just transferred to a new university, and you have a week to make new friends and potentially find that ~special someone~ people always worry about having.
Luckily for you, your college has a club fair for transfer students just like you! You're headed off there to meet some of your fellow students and get a better lay of the land.
But before we begin, there's just one important thing I need to get down...who are you?

Re: DISCUSSION.
...Okay. ....In some ways you got surprisingly sweet while I was gone.
[Uggggggh. No. Okay. Just going to go chill next to Sol. SHUT UP SELF.]
Re: DISCUSSION.
Thanks, I think? Sounds complimenty.
[Or a passive aggressive shot. Or both.]
[Whatever, just gonna roll with it.]