[Maya's Heart]

[soulping]

[Everything goes white, almost blindingly, as you enter Eveningstar's heart.... it's so overwhelming that you forget, for a moment, what you're doing, why you're here, and details about yourself start to slip---]

[but then it all stops, abruptly, and your senses return to you]

[OOC: Channel is #quitplayingames]

Comments

Re: ROOM ONE

[glorious]

[...PLATFORMERS. And I'm from a JRPG.]

[going to look at the ketchup guns trying to plan the trajectory...then makes a jump for it]

Re: ROOM ONE

[soulping]

[as soon as your feet touch the cloud, it sends you careening up, like a trampoline! If you aim right, you can make it across by bouncing with the clouds]

[fortunately, you've got moves, so you don't get ketchup'd... yet]

[unfortunately, there are also hidden mustard guns above you, so continue using your moves unless you want to get condiment'd]

Re: ROOM ONE

[glorious]

[oh damn it]

[CONTINUES TO USE MOVES TO THE BEST OF HIS ABILITY but he was...not the fastest boss in his game]

[that mustard will probably get him at least once]

Re: ROOM ONE

[soulping]

[yes, he gets some mustard on his eyebrows]

[but he makes it across with no further incidents and ketchup to Flame]

Re: ROOM ONE

[glorious]

[...oops. Sorry Flame.]

[wiping off that mustard and looking around; where have the burgers led me]

Re: ROOM ONE

[soulping]

[Now that you're further inside, you can see even more food. And what seems to be a wall of it, plastered. But high, high, high up, there's a glowing burger! And you suddenly realize what that spiky haired weirdo was talking about. This is the decisive piece of evidence you need for this room]

[Unfortunately, it's too far to reach. Fortunately, there's a ladder (or step-ladder) in front of you.]

[It doesn't reach close to where you want to go, but on top there appears to be something resembling a bazooka]

Re: ROOM ONE

[glorious]

[ . . . i don't understand any of the logic here but OKAY.]

[using ladder to reach the bazooka...]

1/2

[soulping]

[logic doesn't exist in this place]

[As you climb the ladder/stepladder (which is big enough for one person to comfortably stand), you can see that the bazooka has plates on the end, and that the wall before you is shaped like a pyramid, with the glowing burger at the top, steak and noodles in the below row, and various other foods beneath it]

INSTRUCTIONS

[soulping]

1. Get the burger to the bottom! Shoot three foods in a row to make a meal!
2. The meal can be any combination of food!
3. Your plategun can't reach the top three rows, but if you shoot enough of the lower foods, you form a path for the glowing burger to reach you!
4. Pick which foods you'll be shooting!

Re: INSTRUCTIONS

[glorious]

[um. ah. hmm.]

[i...i guess i'm shooting noodles...?]

[what is your heart eveningstar]

Re: INSTRUCTIONS

[soulping]

[Are you shooting three noodles in a row or other food in combination?]

[her heart is very legit]

Re: INSTRUCTIONS

[glorious]

[I guess I will shoot it with some steak and lettuce because why the hell not.]

Re: INSTRUCTIONS

[soulping]

[one row goes down! The glowing burger is still out of reach, but less so]

[A plate of steak with lettuce and noodles materializes on a table next to your ladder! You can eat it once you get down]

Re: INSTRUCTIONS

[glorious]

[...can i shoot myself a bowl of peanut curry?]

Re: INSTRUCTIONS

[soulping]

[yes, but you need two more foods]

Re: INSTRUCTIONS

[glorious]

[with a thing of chicken and some rice then]

Re: INSTRUCTIONS

[soulping]

[another plate materializes!]

[The burgers are almost in your reach now]

Re: INSTRUCTIONS

[glorious]

[shooting some bread, peanut butter, and jelly!]

Re: INSTRUCTIONS

[soulping]

[plain bread, a bowl of jelly, and a bowl of peanut butter materializes!]

[you'd better eat one of these plates]

[on the plus side: the burgers are now in shooting reach, just pick two other foods and you're good]

Re: INSTRUCTIONS

[glorious]

[fine. I'll have some of that peanut curry before I proceed.]

[...And I'll shoot some steak, potatoes and green beans]

Re: INSTRUCTIONS

[soulping]

[another plate!!!]

[burgers are still in your reach]

Re: INSTRUCTIONS

[glorious]

[...OH. I can read.]

[just going to toss a plate and shoot myself a plate full of burgers]

Re: INSTRUCTIONS

[soulping]

[what other two things?]

Re: INSTRUCTIONS

[glorious]

[...fries and onion rings.]

Re: INSTRUCTIONS

[soulping]

[And there's the plate with the glowing burger! You did it]