[Maya's Heart]

[soulping]

[Everything goes white, almost blindingly, as you enter Eveningstar's heart.... it's so overwhelming that you forget, for a moment, what you're doing, why you're here, and details about yourself start to slip---]

[but then it all stops, abruptly, and your senses return to you]

[OOC: Channel is #quitplayingames]

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ROUND 3

[attorneyatlawl]

It's time to pay for your crimes!

SCHOOLER finds a barrage of evidence hurtling her way! A picture of a girl with purple hair, a a life-sized blow up doll of Heels and a picture of her in a revealing maid outfit

WAVE finds a barrage of evidence hurtling his way! Several small fluffy animals, fried fish and a fish tank treasure chest that makes bubbles!

BLADE finds a barrage of evidence hurtling his way! A stupid hat, the nazi coin, and the Miles teddy!

NIGHTSHADE finds a barrage of evidence hurtling her way! A potato version of Lace keeled over, a potato version of Nightshade looking uncool and picnic blanket!

WREN finds a barrage of evidence hurting his way! A Pupa Pan costume, alife-sized doll of Vriska, and fried chicken!

PLAYER REACTION

[attorneyatlawl]

For taking attacks!

Re: PLAYER REACTION

[deadrising]

[ AUGH hit in the shoulder with Lace's potato, though she isn't that concerned about looking uncool so she manages to dodge that and then-- ]

[ have a picnic blanket draped over her face.... ]

Re: PLAYER REACTION

[attorneyatlawl]

[you look very uncool right now, plus potatoshoulder, so 75% lifebar!]

Re: PLAYER REACTION

[deadrising]

[ i always look cool you loser!! ]

Re: PLAYER REACTION

[pchaaair]

[the chicken bonks him on the head, but he's mostly just going to get bowled over with the life-sized doll of vriska and make distressed noises at it]

Re: PLAYER REACTION

[attorneyatlawl]

[it's really sad how you get topped by Vriska, so your lifebar goes down to 70%]

Re: PLAYER REACTION

[grandstanding]

[the hat and the teddy are easily smacked aside, but the coin... he freezes and the coin also freezes in place, hovering in mid-air a couple of feet away from Blade.]

Re: PLAYER REACTION

[attorneyatlawl]

[Not wearing the stupid hat hurts Blade in his soul so his lifebar goes down to 95%!]

[That or coin trauma, whichever]

Re: PLAYER REACTION

[grandstanding]

[and yet his rage meter is going up!!]

[gandere]

[ Lights them on fire.

I'M SORRY ARE YOU TRYING TO PUNK THE ICE QUEEN HERE. ]

[attorneyatlawl]

[okay but they're still flying at you so have a burning life-sized Heels hurtling your way.... MAKING YOU REALLY HOT?]

[gandere]

[ Heels does really know how to work her :T ]

[attorneyatlawl]

[She's a bit too hot to handle, so your lifebar goes down to 80%]

[gandere]

[ Excuse you, Schooler can handle her hotness very well. She's from an eroge visual novel??? ]

[attorneyatlawl]

[well, she IS literally on fire right now]

COUNTER-ATTACK

[attorneyatlawl]

[Present your evidence! Up to three pieces may be submitted!]

[If already used, it cannot be reused unless it's from General Evidence!]

Re: COUNTER-ATTACK

[grandstanding]

[the coin was not a smart move, Wright. Blade retrieves the bullet from the evidence, hovers it above his palm, then snaps his fist shut. the bullet fires without a sound, straight at Phoenix's left knee.]

Re: COUNTER-ATTACK

[pchaaair]

[ PRESENTING:

firecrackers and the ramen + hardboiled egg + fishcake :V]

Re: COUNTER-ATTACK

[deadrising]

Objection!

[ ahem ]

[ presenting: Profile: Nightshade again! ]

There's no evidence here of me hating potatoes.

[ presenting: Profile: Lace! ]

You're mixing up your Dawons. This is who hates potatoes. And here, I brought you some potatoes from loving Dawon, to share.

[ and it's time for Nightshade to fling A piece of potato, found on the Dawon picnic at his FACE ]

[gandere]

... Are we really? [ Schooler, all of this was your idea in the first place. ]

Hold it! You seem to be mistaken by thinking that emotional things get under my skin.

[ Presents her own profile. ] It says right here: Has a large but fragile ego.

You're not big enough to bring me down. So you might need to--[ Presents the Thinker. ]--re-think your lame strategy.

COUNTER ATTACK RESULTS

[attorneyatlawl]

WAVE gets overwhelmed with small fluffy animals and is knocked out!

BLADE's attack connects! Unfortunately, since it isn't actually Phoenix is is a glass shard monster, it gets absorbed by his knee. Fortunately, he gets... a cold?! ACHOO!

WREN's ramen is caught and saved for dinner! The fishcake lands right on his chest, ruining his suit. And then the firecracks go off, which are LOUD! OW HIS EARS!

NIGHTSHADE's use of logic is super effective, considering there's only one lawyer in Ace Attorney who can use logic! The bits of potato smack right over his eyes, sliding down.

SCHOOLER's rhyming attack is super effective! He gets bonked on the head by The Thinker and feels an urge to cry in his hands!

Overall, he's started sweating. He seems to be getting worn down....