Epona

[soulping]

[You enter a room made entirely of thick glass and patterned porcelain. Fluffy pillows and beanbags are scattered across the floor, providing plenty of comfortable places to sit, but they probably don't make up for what's on the ceiling (spears of jagged glass, steaming kettles of some boiling liquid), or the view through the floor (a long, long drop down into a pit, wherein weapons glint, sharp and business-ends pointed up towards you).

A round table stands in the middle of the room. Upon it stands six vases, each one the color of one team, and a scattering of gems in three different colors: obsidian, sapphire, and crystals.]

Comments

[acemedium]

Who doesn't like you?

[gandere]

Everyone.

[ A slight exaggeration, but she takes things personally. ]

It's their loss, but perhaps I could work on being a bit more... admirable after this.

[acemedium]

That can't be true! Swan has a big crush on you!

[gandere]

What.

[acemedium]

He does! He even had a dream about you!! [Sorry Archer!]

[gandere]

A... dream about me? [ No one's ever dreamed about her before. ] What kind?

[acemedium]

He got really embarrassed about it, so it must have been something romantic!

But, the point is...! We're all in the same boat!

[gandere]

Geez... it was probably because we're from identical worlds and nothing to do with having a crush on me.

[ But he has been friendlier towards her. ]

But you're right. We don't have time to gossip, so we need to get to planning. I need you to calm Coco and Mushroom down while I try to think about the best way to go about this.

[acemedium]

He was blushing like crazy! And he always mentions you!

[....]

O-Okay... I'll do my best.

[gandere]

[ Doesn't he blush easy in general? She's thinking on it now that the seed has been planted in her mind. ]

Don't worry, I'm not the type to take action without discussing it first. I just need to plan it out.

[acemedium]

[More around you baby]

There's gotta be a way we can win without hurting anyone!

[gandere]

I'll find a way.

[acemedium]

Y-Yeah....!

[gandere]

[ Hopefully. ] I refuse to let you all down.

[acemedium]

You couldn't let us down anyway.

[gandere]

[ Couldn't even win shards for the team after they hurt themselves badly for her. ]

Mm.

[acemedium]

[Wow get over the castle game already]

We'll figure this out.

[gandere]

[ No, she can't because that was her CHANCE to make it up to them and then everyone took a dump on her effort then acted as if it meant nothing when it meant E V E R Y T H I N G to her.

SO SHE WON'T GET OVER IT. CAN'T GET OVER IT. GRUDGEWANK ALL THE WAY. ]

Yeah, of course.

[acemedium]

[Do you need some ointment for that butthurt]

[Also ponies loev you okay]

And then we should throw snowballs at her after.

[gandere]

[ No, she needs shards and everyone to give her everything she wants. ]

Do you think we could hit her?

[acemedium]

[Schooler pls] We should give it a try, at least.

[gandere]

All right, let's both throw snowballs at her after this.

[acemedium]

We have to be sneaky about it.

[gandere]

Maybe you can distract her while I pelt her when she's not looking.

[acemedium]

Alright! Sounds like a plan!