soulping ([personal profile] soulping) wrote2014-06-28 03:29 pm

Epona

[Inside the large team-colored room there’s equipment for storyboarding, props, posters, or anything else you could possibly think of or need to make your pitch. VP-tan is also on hand to answer any questions you may have.]
fangirlitis: (VP-tan)

TALK TO VP-TAN

[personal profile] fangirlitis 2014-06-28 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
grandstanding: (Waffle on the ceiling.)

Re: TALK TO VP-TAN

[personal profile] grandstanding 2014-06-28 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[there's only one question he really needs to ask:]

What's an anime?
fangirlitis: (VP-tan)

Re: TALK TO VP-TAN

[personal profile] fangirlitis 2014-06-28 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[She nods, giving a wide smile with her answer.]

It's an animated tv show or movie, which could follow pretty much any genre of fiction or nonfiction you like. Madam President is only interested in serialized tv show anime, but there isn't a rule against making or pitching another type of anime.
grandstanding: (This hat is for business.)

Re: TALK TO VP-TAN

[personal profile] grandstanding 2014-06-28 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Cartoons, then.

[how utterly unsurprising.]
fangirlitis: (VP-tan)

Re: TALK TO VP-TAN

[personal profile] fangirlitis 2014-06-28 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
That's correct, sir.
grandstanding: (To end this way)

[personal profile] grandstanding 2014-06-28 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[sigh, creativity. picking up a prop sword.]
acemedium: I couldn't think of anything clever (:D!)

[personal profile] acemedium 2014-06-28 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
... This is gonna be awesome!
grandstanding: (Uh ... huuuuh.)

[personal profile] grandstanding 2014-06-29 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
[at least one of them is excited.]

What do you think?
acemedium: (hay gaiz wuts going on in this thread)

[personal profile] acemedium 2014-06-29 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Just wait until she tries to make you dress up like a samurai]

Do we have anything metal around? You could totally add some pizzaz to our pitch!
grandstanding: (Don't do what you'll regret)

[personal profile] grandstanding 2014-06-29 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
You need the core story idea before you go adding embellishments, or this whole thing will fall over.

[tossing the prop aside]
acemedium: I got nothing wittier than that (NO U)

[personal profile] acemedium 2014-06-29 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
I've got one of those already! What do you take me for?
Edited 2014-06-29 00:14 (UTC)
grandstanding: (This hat wasn't even in the movie.)

[personal profile] grandstanding 2014-06-29 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
Then let's hear it.

[pulling over one of those poster-sized sheets of paper and a marker.]
acemedium: (Default)

[personal profile] acemedium 2014-06-29 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
The last of his kind.... the lone samurai... in a world where no one believes in heroes anyone! He's out looking for his own family and samurai buddies, but everywhere he goes, everything's messed up and there are bad guys up to no good! So he has to try to fix things without giving up on his search!

Also, he can shhot lasers with his samurai spear.
grandstanding: (So choose it)

[personal profile] grandstanding 2014-06-29 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
So this person just wastes his time fixing everyone else's problems, which no doubt they caused themselves, instead of focusing on what really matters.
acemedium: it would be better if this was how burger was formed (and that is how babby is formed)

[personal profile] acemedium 2014-06-29 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
He does at first, but it's a journey, so it's all part of the story of how he finds his way to what matters to him!
grandstanding: (This hat is for business.)

[personal profile] grandstanding 2014-06-29 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
Which is apparently by detouring through every idiot in the land?
acemedium: she'll beat you up with her noodle arms (Does Maya have to smack a bitch?)

[personal profile] acemedium 2014-06-29 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
It's part of it! And it's not everyone!

And we need some twists and some sidekicks, too...
grandstanding: (More bang for your buck.)

[personal profile] grandstanding 2014-06-29 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
[just. writes "Samurai" at the start of the poster, then writes "Goal" at the other end.]

He'd be done a lot faster if he just did what he set out to do.

Why sidekicks?
acemedium: it would be better if this was how burger was formed (and that is how babby is formed)

[personal profile] acemedium 2014-06-29 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
Then it wouldn't be a story or dilemna! C'mon Blade, this is basic TV drama!

He needs other people around to help him and be cute and comic relief! Also, a love interest, and a rival the audirnce wants him to make out with.
grandstanding: thesnowsfall @ insanejournal (Oh damn. He's dead.)

[personal profile] grandstanding 2014-06-29 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
There can still be obstacles.

...that's just going to slow him down more.
acemedium: (GET TO DA CHOPPA)

[personal profile] acemedium 2014-06-29 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
They help! And they bring ratings up! And one of them is a double agent who wants to betray him!
grandstanding: (A smashing good time.)

[personal profile] grandstanding 2014-06-29 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
Then that one needs to be killed.
acemedium: Pointing Icon #2342343 (J'ACCUSE)

[personal profile] acemedium 2014-06-29 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
Only after he changes his ways because of the main character and dies while redeeming himself!

So either we make it a woman and she's the love interest, or he's the guys that all the fans want our main guy to kiss...
grandstanding: (You're getting closer to the edge)

[personal profile] grandstanding 2014-06-29 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
...no, they should just be killed.
acemedium: The fact that this is coming from Maya makes it even sadder (You fail at life Nick)

[personal profile] acemedium 2014-06-29 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
[Sighs dramatically]

I'm going to have to give you a crash course in TV after this....
grandstanding: (To end this way)

[personal profile] grandstanding 2014-06-29 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not interested in television.

[circles "Samurai" and draws some lines out with more words - "Traitor", "Love Interest", "Rival".]

And I'm saying right now, we're not adding animals to this.
acemedium: (I put on my robe and magatama)

[personal profile] acemedium 2014-06-29 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
[Ignoring that!!!]

Yeah, the cute animal sidekicks are overdone... okay, so how about the traitor double agent who dies redeeming herself.... a serious edgy lone wolf type like you who's the rival, and a cute girl who's a firecracker? Maybe your character is looking after her.

Oh, and the villain has to be a close former friend turned evil!
grandstanding: (Erm.)

[personal profile] grandstanding 2014-06-29 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
No redemption. They should just be killed. It's what they deserve.

--what do you mean, my character?
acemedium: i'm serious i will puff them (don't make me puff my cheeks at you)

[personal profile] acemedium 2014-06-29 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
There's no audience appeal in that, geez!

I mean your character type! The one that's like you.
Edited 2014-06-29 01:07 (UTC)
grandstanding: (And ask me your questions.)

[personal profile] grandstanding 2014-06-29 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
It appeals to me. [and he is the only audience that matters]

I suppose that makes you the firecracker, does it?

[draws a line from the Samurai to the Goal, the latter of which he writes "reuniting with his family" underneath.]

Why are these people working with the samurai to start with. What's their common purpose? You said he's the last of his kind, so it's not that kind of solidarity.
acemedium: (I put on my robe and magatama)

[personal profile] acemedium 2014-06-29 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
Nah, I was thinking more like Schooler. If we put me in there, I'd just steal the whole show because I'm so cool!

[Sure let's go with that]

It's a twist! And we have to appeal to those guys, not you!

And.... they're working with him for their own purposes. The girl wants to learn how to control her powers, the traitor probably acts like they have a common goal, and, um...

Maybe where his family is is really dangerous, and they all want to get there, so they work together?
grandstanding: (Running scared)

[personal profile] grandstanding 2014-06-29 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
[makes a branch from the line about two-thirds along, and writes down "Traitor reveals themselves, fights the samurai and unleashes a monster on them, but gets killed by it in a misguided attempt to stop it when she realises she can't control the beast".

honestly that's the best compromise you're gonna get.]

They could be imprisoned, as a way of drawing the samurai out. So they can finally destroy his kind once and for all.
acemedium: you just wish you had arms. YEAH. (check out my arm bitches)

Re: TALK TO VP-TAN

[personal profile] acemedium 2014-06-29 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
Can we get metal props and spears!?
fangirlitis: (VP-tan)

Re: TALK TO VP-TAN

[personal profile] fangirlitis 2014-06-29 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
Of course, Madam.

[She turns to one of the piles of equipment, and produces a large number of various samurai-anime-related props, that are indeed metal.]
acemedium: (oh he diiiiiidn't girlfrien)

[personal profile] acemedium 2014-06-29 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
Blaaadeee...

Oh, that's a good idea! Imprisoned on a dangerous land, far away.... it turns out that his old friend was behind it, because when he went evil he started to hate everything the samurai standed for and wanted to kill the last other one himself!
grandstanding: (This hat is for curiosity.)

[personal profile] grandstanding 2014-06-29 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ignoring the whine. writing that down in connection to the samurai.]

Why did the friend go 'evil'? Did the samurai order betray him, or reveal themselves to have ugly intentions?
acemedium: Never enough stupid jokes about Edgeworth walking (EDGEWORTH CAN WALK?!!?!)

[personal profile] acemedium 2014-06-29 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
What about for a twist, they got corrupted and forgot what being a samurai stands for.... so he tried to stick to his guns, but then he totally lost it and started to hate them and everyone...
grandstanding: (This hat is for business.)

[personal profile] grandstanding 2014-06-29 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
So he needs to be destroyed at the end too.
acemedium: It's super effective?! (Maya used CUTE FACE (in hideous uniform))

[personal profile] acemedium 2014-06-29 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
When he faces off against our main character, he sees what he lost because of the corruption... but it's not enough to get him to totally change.

Maybe he does get a redemption, or at least a sequel because the fand want him to kiss the main character, but we should leave everyone is suspense about how it ends.
grandstanding: (A smashing good time.)

[personal profile] grandstanding 2014-06-29 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
Let's not talk about sequels.

[writing that all down on the chart. then inserts some arrows along the line with "minor battles" written on top.]

I think that should do.
acemedium: feed me and you might live (might be plotting your murder)

[personal profile] acemedium 2014-06-29 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
Now the pitch.... We should use these metal props to make the scenes play out!

[And by we she means you]
grandstanding: (Dubious. That is how I feel.)

[personal profile] grandstanding 2014-06-29 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
[rolling up the chart so they can pin it up for the pitch.]

If you say so. But since you're more invested in the story, you can do the talking.
acemedium: not pictured: Edgeworth smiling. What the crap (AW YEA samurai food)

[personal profile] acemedium 2014-06-29 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
Night falls, and a single man makes his way across a barren and devastated land, the last samurai, searching desperately for his family! His kind has been wiped out, his family imprisoned in dangerous lands, and at first he can only wander, trying to find them!

But things become more complicated, everywhere he goes people are suffering necause of one thing or another, and his samurai code of honor requires him to save everyone he can! It's a struggle, balancing his duties with wanting to save his family, and he's got to fight baddies and fix cities along the way!

He's not alone. The dangerous terrain he's headed for requires other people determined enough to want to go there, and they all have their own reasons and backstories you have to watch for following him, even though they become an unlikely team at the end!

Panther, his beatiful love interest who was really a traitor all along... she was leading him straight to his death, but qhen the time comes for her to unleash her powers on him... she summons a monster to difficult to control, tries to save him, and dies in the attempt!

Wolf, his hardcore and devilishly handsome, occasionally shirtless, rival! [There's one for the shippers] They butt heads a lot because of Wolf's lone him status and wanting Lone Wanderer to be less of a goody two shoes, but he's a good guy deep down abd is guardian to a young fiecracker named Fang who needs to learn to control her powers... and her sharp, witty tongue...!

Finally, as they work there way to the man holding Wanderer's family hostage, Nightfall... it's none other than his devastatingly handsome childhood samurai friend! [There's another one for the shippers] Driven insane by the corruption of the other samurais, he killed them all and kidnapped Lone Wanderer's family in an attempt to draw him out to really wnd the samurais once and for all!

But as they fight, Nightfall sees hus old friend, a man like he used to be! Will they fight to the death? Will they make amends and make out! The only way to fjbd out... is to watch Wanderer, of course!
Edited 2014-06-29 02:18 (UTC)