OMETOTCHTLI

[soulping]

[ Everything fades to black...and you awaken in a run-down one-room shack, with the distinct feeling that the people around you are your family, if you didn't already have such a bond with them.

You're wearing raggedy versions of your uniform, and a newspaper informs you that you are currently in Cathay, on the fifteenth anniversary of the day the company Lupus' Secret Stash led a coup and established their own government. In fact, you can now remember why you came here - to escape the misfortunes of your own country - because this is truly the land of opportunity and freedom. ]

Comments

[lifehacker]

Teams had to make some kinda company, and the winners were like... these stuffed animals? That's what they are. Some other teams made shitty wizard statues, cars... me n' Alectryon made coffins and guns.

[creditless]

So we probably don't need stuffed animals.

What about a car?

[lifehacker]

You wanna take drunken joyrides, living out our last days wheezing and hacking and slowly dyin' from black lung?

Sounds like a party. I think people with black lung get crazy painful cancer, too.

[lucciola]

[why are you crazy 8<]

[creditless]

H- ha ha ha. If we're going to die, shouldn't we take all the exciting options first?

[is he serious or IS HE JUST...]

[lifehacker]

Fuck it, let's do it.

[ Poor rabbits, getting stuck with the morally grey and straight up psychotic Cats. ]

[lucciola]

[cough—]

I do not think it sounds very exciting.

[lifehacker]

We can get you a stuffed animal, you big baby.

[creditless]

We do have enough for all three, and we can pay taxes. A shame we don't know what taxes cost, but...

[lucciola]

I... what?

[lifehacker]

Sweet. Just make sure we're not naked this time.

[creditless]

Smooshables, alcohol, an automobile, and all of the basic costs are 2900.

Do we want to buy more medicine or save to see a doctor with our somewhat inevitable condition?

[lifehacker]

Doctor. I mean, we could die and revive or be healed after the game, but I don't wanna deal with it the rest of the game.

[creditless]

True, true.

We still have a lot left over. Any ideas to buy more?

[lifehacker]

Depends on how much the doctor costs. Maybe if we shell out more cash, they'll cure us?

[creditless]

Well, we don't necessarily know if a doctor is even an option yet... Let's just see how it goes.

[lifehacker]

-- wait, FOODGUNS is an option, too? Christ, those were a disaster from the last game.

Anyways, you two decide, otherwise I'd just blow all the money on booze, drugs and hookers.

[creditless]

[-- to Castling] What do you think? Is there something you want on the list? Or more of?

[lucciola]

I do not know. I am not a materialistic person.