soulping ([personal profile] soulping) wrote2014-07-09 12:05 pm

OMETOTCHTLI

[ Everything fades to black...and you awaken in a run-down one-room shack, with the distinct feeling that the people around you are your family, if you didn't already have such a bond with them.

You're wearing raggedy versions of your uniform, and a newspaper informs you that you are currently in Cathay, on the fifteenth anniversary of the day the company Lupus' Secret Stash led a coup and established their own government. In fact, you can now remember why you came here - to escape the misfortunes of your own country - because this is truly the land of opportunity and freedom. ]
lifehacker: (You lying pile of queef!)

[personal profile] lifehacker 2014-07-09 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
FUUUUUCCCKKK I KNEW IT.
lifehacker: (No perks no clothes no problem.)

[personal profile] lifehacker 2014-07-09 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Also, yelling made some of the boils (hidden) burst, so he just curls up in a disgusting pile of bio-hazardous fluids. ]

Kill me. Kill me and burn the body. It's contagious.
creditless: ({oh no} that hurt a bit)

[personal profile] creditless 2014-07-09 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I would, but I don't exactly have the upper body strength anymore.
lifehacker: (Now here comes the wiener!)

[personal profile] lifehacker 2014-07-09 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Fuck you.

We're getting alcohol after this game and I'm taking a fuckin' nap.
creditless: ({ew} gross get it away)

[personal profile] creditless 2014-07-09 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Hahaha... ha... I'm holding you to that fucking promise.

[he does not usually swear. but he also doesn't usually have an empty socket for an arm]
lifehacker: (I've done some stupid shit in my life)

[personal profile] lifehacker 2014-07-09 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I can guarantee me not having pants after the first bottle of tequila.
creditless: ({oh dear} not again)

[personal profile] creditless 2014-07-09 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Whatever, so long as this ends soon.