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[You step into a cosy den! There are couches, beanbags, and space hoppers to sit on, and in the middle of the room is a small table with a board on it. In each space is a button, and on the top of each button is a number. Next to the board is an empty bottle, just the right size to be spun . . .

A closet and a large box can be found in one corner. There are all sorts of clothes in the former, and in the latter you'll find, clearly labelled, everything you might need for some dumb shenanigans. Such as: a bedazzling kit!]

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[oh my god why riddles]

This is not my thing...

I can probably figure out something. Does it matter what it is?

Probably not. So long as it's hard to solve.

[cracks her knuckles]

Give me a bit.

Not bad, not bad.

[ BUT I DON'T. RIDDLES. HELP. ]

Uwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...!

[DAWON is presenting their riddle:]

What goes up a chimney down but can't come down a chimney up?

I don't know that sentence doesn't even make sense!

[ I AM A MATHDOG NOT A RIDDLEDOG ]

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So, no answer?

Something dumb. That's my answer.

The answer is umbrella.

Umbrella.

Dumb.

It did its job.

[ BARGHEST's riddle: ]

I have a foot on either side of me and one in the middle. What am I?

[ ALSO, WRESTLING...A VELOCIMALLOW??? ]

[IT'S A LIFE-SIZED, "LIVING" VELOCIRAPTOR MADE OUT OF MARSHMALLOW]

[if it eats you you might need to eat your way out of it]

[ MY STOMACH HAS NO END. I AM PREPARED. ]

[ WTF IS EVEN GOING ON HERE ]

... yardstick...

I hate riddleeeeeeeeeees

... do you need, ah, help... ?

It's too late!

Are you sure... ?

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