soulping ([personal profile] soulping) wrote2014-09-20 04:27 pm
lifehacker: (By the mighty shit of Santa Claus.)

[personal profile] lifehacker 2014-09-20 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Drugs. Drug cartel. It's the slums and the underground, making it easy to carry shit around.
hardertheyfall: (Was Jesus fit? did he even lift?)

[personal profile] hardertheyfall 2014-09-20 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Do we even have access to drugs? Maybe we should work with something we actually have, like technology.
lifehacker: (I wish I could fart out of my dick.)

[personal profile] lifehacker 2014-09-20 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Use technology to make drugs.

Alternately, vibrators. So many vibrators.
hardertheyfall: (I am addicted to Slash Fic and Mpreg)

[personal profile] hardertheyfall 2014-09-20 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think we're going to win any influence with vibrators.
lifehacker: (I've done some stupid shit in my life)

[personal profile] lifehacker 2014-09-20 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
You've never had one in your ass, have you.
hardertheyfall: (How does beer bad for your brain?)

[personal profile] hardertheyfall 2014-09-20 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Okay, you have him there. ]

No, I haven't.
lifehacker: (This forest is closed asshole.)

[personal profile] lifehacker 2014-09-20 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Good, 'cause they don't go there.

Anyways, what ideas do you have?
hardertheyfall: (I showed her my thing and she laughed)

[personal profile] hardertheyfall 2014-09-20 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[ This is going to give Cross a headache. ]

I was thinking we become plumbers and get water and baths to the whole population.
lifehacker: (I wish I could fart out of my dick.)

[personal profile] lifehacker 2014-09-20 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
What the fuck.

That's so practical.

Okay, let's do it.
hardertheyfall: (Why ISN'T Luigi gay?)

[personal profile] hardertheyfall 2014-09-20 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I suppose if we're in people's homes installing plumbing we can sell them drugs too?
lifehacker: (A Bowflex for my nipples.)

[personal profile] lifehacker 2014-09-20 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Or fuck their wives.

"Hey, I'm here to fix your plumbing."
hardertheyfall: (HELP!! I ate 13 gogurts)

[personal profile] hardertheyfall 2014-09-20 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
We'll work that into the next round, maybe. I'm going to put our answer in.
lifehacker: (Tickle my meaty ass.)

[personal profile] lifehacker 2014-09-20 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Cracks knuckles. ]

Sweet.
hardertheyfall: (I am 100% straight but)

Re: TURN-IN

[personal profile] hardertheyfall 2014-09-20 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
We're going to organize plumbers to bring running water to the rest of the city.
hardertheyfall: (How do i get senpai to notice me?)

[personal profile] hardertheyfall 2014-09-21 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
I guess I should be glad the rest of my team isn't here.
lifehacker: (A Bowflex for my nipples.)

[personal profile] lifehacker 2014-09-21 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
Why not? They're funny. Got a lot of sass.

And that babe princess is on it, too.

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