Gulgallana

[soulping]

Comments

[lifehacker]

What the fuck.

That's so practical.

Okay, let's do it.

[hardertheyfall]

I suppose if we're in people's homes installing plumbing we can sell them drugs too?

[lifehacker]

Or fuck their wives.

"Hey, I'm here to fix your plumbing."

[hardertheyfall]

We'll work that into the next round, maybe. I'm going to put our answer in.

[lifehacker]

[ Cracks knuckles. ]

Sweet.

[hardertheyfall]

I guess I should be glad the rest of my team isn't here.

[lifehacker]

Why not? They're funny. Got a lot of sass.

And that babe princess is on it, too.

[hardertheyfall]

Yeah, but they don't need your sass in addition.

And it's just anything that moves for you isn't it?

[lifehacker]

Fuck no, they gotta be legal.

[hardertheyfall]

Legal how?

[lifehacker]

Y'know, adults.

Not teenagers.

[hardertheyfall]

... How old to you think Liter is?

[lifehacker]

Twenty?

[hardertheyfall]

What about me?

[lifehacker]

[ ......... he doesn't like where this might be going. ]

Older.

[hardertheyfall]

Pretty sure we're the same age. But last I talked to Liter, we don't know what that age is.

[lifehacker]

Well, okay, whatever. You don't look like kids to me.

[hardertheyfall]

I don't think if you knew about where we were from and what we did before we came here that you would think we were kids at all.

[lifehacker]

Someone on my team is like, fifteen and a soldier who fights huge monsters. So. I get it.

[hardertheyfall]

Liter and I are also soldiers who fight huge monsters.

[lifehacker]

[ Eyes narrow. ]

You guys know Sphinx by chance?

[hardertheyfall]

Yeah. We trained together.

1/????

[lifehacker]

Whoa, shit, so you guys are the same universe, huh.

[lifehacker]

[ The sound of rusty gears turning here. ]

[lifehacker]

[ ... ]

Wait.