ADULT ROOM

[soulping]

[Welcome to the adult party room. Before you walk in, there is a walk-in closet containing every piece of clothing imaginable where you can get dressed up. No matter how large or small you may be, everything will size to fit you automatically.

Inside, there are tables decked out with the following:

Vegetarian and meat pizza.
Garlic bread.
Ice cream with any sauce and sprinkles desired.
Brandy, wine, fruit juices and water.

There are individual tables, with proper chairs and romantically lit candles.]

((Adult task lists.))

Comments

[trailofblood]

[s i g h]

How about we just get this over with so you'll stop buggin' me about it?

[featherduster]

... Nah.

You're good at sucking the joy out of just about anything.

[ He's WALKING AWAY FROM YOU NOW

The free booze calls, better capitalize on this opportunity while he has it ]

[trailofblood]

[are you serious]



[no fuck you]

[stalks after him and grabs his hand]

Shut up and let's dance, moron.

[featherduster]

Wait- what??

[ ?!?!!? MAKE UP YOUR MIND ]

[trailofblood]

[he did and you tried to walk away!!]

You gonna do it or not!?

[featherduster]

I — yes?

[ Did you seriously tsun so hard that you punched through the other side

FINE THO LET'S DO THIS ]

[trailofblood]

[that is more or less what just happened]

[okay dancing. or something like it. we just don't know]

[featherduster]

[ It's almost not terrible

Until he steps on your foot, loses his balance, and nearly falls over

And then starts giggling ]

[trailofblood]

-Ow!

[despite footstepping he'll help keep him from falling over]

[giggling though, really]

Real graceful, idiot.

[He doesn't sound like a complete debbie downer, at least?]

[featherduster]

You're not any better!

[ GIGGLING INTENSIFIES THOUGH ]

[trailofblood]

If you don't quit gigglin' like that, I'm steppin' on your foot.

[featherduster]

[ Trying (and failing) to stifle it

SUPER STRAIGHTFACE ]

You wouldn't.

[trailofblood]

You really wanna bet on that?

[really though look at who you're talking to]

[featherduster]

No.

[ TAKING A FEW STEPS BACK, this is now at-arm's-length dancing ]

[trailofblood]

[you're making this stupider than it has to be]

I'm not gonna step on your foot now that you quit, jeez.

[featherduster]

Maybe, but I can't promise I'm not gonna crack up again.

[ Obviously. ]

[trailofblood]

[okay but trying to dance together at arm's length is dumb]

[attempting to drag him back in]

[featherduster]

[ How very forward Mr. Wolfwood

But your attempt is successful YOU ARE NOW DANCING WITH HIM PROPERLY, enjoy ]

[trailofblood]

[good]

[which lasts for all of a minute or two before he steps on vash's foot. NOT INTENTIONALLY]

[featherduster]

[ ARE YOU SURE IT WASN'T INTENTIONAL ]

Ow! Hey!!

[trailofblood]

That was an accident!

[featherduster]

A likely story!

I think we need to decide who's leading, here.

[trailofblood]

[hahahahahaha oh you were serious]

S'that how it works?

[featherduster]

I mean - probably?

[ WHO FUCKIN KNOWS ]

Follow my feet.

[trailofblood]

. . .

[well, fine. following]