soulping ([personal profile] soulping) wrote2014-10-18 12:57 pm

ALECTRYON

[ Well. You're in an elevator now. A gross, rusty elevator.

There are buttons on the panel in front of you, all team-coloured and numbered. Above the door are two panels, one indicating what floor you are on, and the other indicating what floor every other team is on.

The voice comes in through the intercom again: ]

Subject has a tendency to subconsciously cast spells in her sleep. This ranges from mildly inconvenient to wildly disastrous, due to the state of altered reality it creates.

The most recent incident involved a scenario wherein several of her classmates, including myself, were on their way to an unspecified business meeting. However, the building was dilapidated and upon entering the elevators we found they did not function as they should. We were, then, told by malicious spirits haunting the building that the only way out was to reach the top and make it to the meeting, by using the control panels to try to drop the other elevators into the boiler room. Where they would, ah, boil.

As you can tell, this is patently ridiculous. Dreams usually are. She has been reading too many horror stories and dramas, I suppose.

The incident previous to that involved --
lifehacker: (I wish I could fart out of my dick.)

[personal profile] lifehacker 2014-10-18 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, which teams do you think will have a lot of points sending them down? We can toss a point to send them up.

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[personal profile] lifehacker 2014-10-18 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Up - Alectryon
Up - Gulgallana
Down - Omelettes
Down - Takshaka
murimurimuri: (see no evil)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] murimurimuri 2014-10-18 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[welp, time to freak out]

Nowaynowaynoway!

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Re: TURN-IN

[personal profile] lifehacker 2014-10-18 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
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lifehacker: (Put your titties in my hand.)

[personal profile] lifehacker 2014-10-18 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Deep breath - now that he CAN breathe better - remembering he has to be a rock for somebody else here... for once. And, more importantly, that the feeling of a pulse in his ears is more what he's used to than silence. ]

You okay?
lifehacker: (I've done some stupid shit in my life)

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lifehacker: (No perks no clothes no problem.)

[personal profile] lifehacker 2014-10-19 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
Cool, so we're literally getting shit on.

I fucking hate everyone here. We're dead.
Edited 2014-10-19 00:35 (UTC)

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lifehacker: (You lying pile of queef!)

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lifehacker: (Tickle my meaty ass.)

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Stop fucking touching me.

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