soulping ([personal profile] soulping) wrote2014-10-18 12:57 pm

ALECTRYON

[ Well. You're in an elevator now. A gross, rusty elevator.

There are buttons on the panel in front of you, all team-coloured and numbered. Above the door are two panels, one indicating what floor you are on, and the other indicating what floor every other team is on.

The voice comes in through the intercom again: ]

Subject has a tendency to subconsciously cast spells in her sleep. This ranges from mildly inconvenient to wildly disastrous, due to the state of altered reality it creates.

The most recent incident involved a scenario wherein several of her classmates, including myself, were on their way to an unspecified business meeting. However, the building was dilapidated and upon entering the elevators we found they did not function as they should. We were, then, told by malicious spirits haunting the building that the only way out was to reach the top and make it to the meeting, by using the control panels to try to drop the other elevators into the boiler room. Where they would, ah, boil.

As you can tell, this is patently ridiculous. Dreams usually are. She has been reading too many horror stories and dramas, I suppose.

The incident previous to that involved --
lifehacker: (Default)

[personal profile] lifehacker 2014-10-18 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Sweet. I'll let them know.
murimurimuri: (quit monkeying around)

[personal profile] murimurimuri 2014-10-18 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks. You're pretty easy to work with.
lifehacker: (By the mighty shit of Santa Claus.)

[personal profile] lifehacker 2014-10-18 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Some people would argue with that, but, eh.
lifehacker: (Put your titties in my hand.)

[personal profile] lifehacker 2014-10-18 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm an asshole and I offend a lot of people.
murimurimuri: (18)

[personal profile] murimurimuri 2014-10-18 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, is that all. Well, I did sort of get that impression. No offense.
lifehacker: (I've done some stupid shit in my life)

[personal profile] lifehacker 2014-10-18 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
None taken. I'm not a nice friendly guy.
murimurimuri: (BECOME A MAGICAL GIRL)

[personal profile] murimurimuri 2014-10-18 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't really mind that, though. So I think we'll do just fine.