Tiatryon ("Dragoncocks")

[soulping]

You step in and a chintzy living room with a large bay window and plenty of soft, blue and white floral print couches awaits you. Windows seem to be the theme of your home, as there’s big windows with flowery curtains everywhere. Walk down a small hall and you’ll enter into the combined kitchen-dining room, with a big, open kitchen perfect for multiple cooks. Everything in here is equally chintzy with blue and white with light wood, and the plates and cups are fake china print.

Up a set of stairs hidden behind a door in the kitchen, you arrive in a room full of fluffy armchairs and a small bookshelf full of magazines and pop culture reading materials from the American 1980s. Beyond that, you pass through a door into a room full of bunkbeds with a high ceiling painted with clouds. There are small partitioned corners of the room if you need to get changed -- and two bathrooms off of this room for showers and baths, as well as one downstairs.

You have a large glass back door off of your kitchen that leads to a modest fenced-in yard, which comes complete with a single large tree and treehouse!

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STATE OF THE HOUSE: DAY 1

[soulping]

- It is currently afternoon in Jo’s realm, and you feel as if it is around 2pm.
- All of your cabinets are bare of food, as is the refrigerator. No food can be found anywhere in the house.
- If you get to know a member of your new team that you didn’t know before, small snacks will appear on the dining room table for you to munch on! However you never seem to feel completely full off of them, like you’re just snacking before dinner to come.
- You get the feeling that Jo is watching you and if you have any questions, you can simply ask her.

[fuhrinkaed]

[...We have a treehouse.]

Okay but guys, we have a treehouse. And bunkbeds.

And a yard.

We just need some food and it'll all be perfect.

[murimurimuri]

I get the feeling this little guy is going to enjoy himself, at any rate...

[Opens the door to let his monkey go mess around in that treehouse.]

[bettathanthat]

[ uninterested in anything. She's just. Still kinda feeling ill from the last game and it kinda looks like she hasn't eaten in days.

But. It is a nice day. And this is a nice house. She's just going to flop over onto a sofa and hug the pillows. ]

It's so niiice. Do we have a place I can swim?

[fuhrinkaed]

Right now? No.

But let me wield a bit of the ol' untold cosmic power for a bit and I'm sure I could figure something out.

[carptricks]

[casually juggling some china cups]

Does the bathtub count?

[fightorflight]

[Staring around shyly, clutching her doll...]

[fuhrinkaed]

Hey there!

It looks like we're teammates today!

[notsuperman]

...You okay, Tora?

[murimurimuri]

[Crouching down to her level.]

It'll be okay, Tora. We'll watch out for each other, all right?

[carptricks]

. . . hey there!

[waving at her cheerily]

[untamedwing]

[Patting her head, will hover nearby.]

[bettathanthat]

[ Oh it's the girl who offered to... uh do the deed, the other day. ]

Are you okay?

[notsuperman]

[ Actively rummaging though the house for food, mumbling to herself. ]

You know, treehouses are hard to enjoy if you wind up starving to death...

[carptricks]

[more focused on the floral-patterned china. he has a plate in hand and is turning it around while he examines it]

I doubt she's gonna let us starve to death.

[hyanaimne]

Perhaps we will have to hunt for our own food.

[because that meets the suburban theme]

[murimurimuri]

You don't think the punchline is that we're meant to eat each other...?

[hyanaimne]

[. . . this is way, way too fancy for her]

We are to stay here . . . ? [she sounds slightly horrified]

[fuhrinkaed]

Yep! And we have a doubleteam!

[fightorflight]

[Sniffing at, from afar...]

[carptricks]

. . . why is everything so flowery?

[taps a china cup, nose wrinkled]

[fuhrinkaed]

It's the decor. I think it's neat.

[lifehacker]

Holy shit, this place is fucking hideous.

We playin' house? I wanna be the delinquent eldest brother that knocks up all the girls on the block.

[carptricks]

[raises his hand]

I claim the role of the charming yet sarcastic youngest child that charms the audience with his humorous antics.

[untamedwing]

[Well, at least the HOUSE looks nice.]

[Compared to the Barney the Dinosaur uniforms. =|]

[Too much floral, but liveable.]

[Looking through these magazines curiously.]

DINNER TIME

[soulping]

[ As dinner time nears, Jo’s voice can be heard almost like an announcement system throughout your house, though she is not physically present. ]

So...you’ve probably figured out that there’s no food in your home, right? I hope so! Food’s so important, I thought maybe it would make a good bonding exercise! So you all need to get in your cars and drive to the supermarket and get food for the rest of your time here, okay?

And then make a meal together! That’s a whole lot of fun!

[ When you exit your house you’ll find that an SUV/minivan of your choosing, large enough miraculously to hold your entire team, is waiting for you. Hope you all know how to drive! ]

[ A supermarket post for threading out “god what do we buy”! Dinner/making dinner can be threaded out under this or in this post in general. ]

Re: DINNER TIME

[notsuperman]

...Well, that's not too bad.

[ Checking out the car... ]

event #2

[soulping]

[ We're going for a drive again! ]