Tiatryon ("Dragoncocks")
You step in and a chintzy living room with a large bay window and plenty of soft, blue and white floral print couches awaits you. Windows seem to be the theme of your home, as there’s big windows with flowery curtains everywhere. Walk down a small hall and you’ll enter into the combined kitchen-dining room, with a big, open kitchen perfect for multiple cooks. Everything in here is equally chintzy with blue and white with light wood, and the plates and cups are fake china print.
Up a set of stairs hidden behind a door in the kitchen, you arrive in a room full of fluffy armchairs and a small bookshelf full of magazines and pop culture reading materials from the American 1980s. Beyond that, you pass through a door into a room full of bunkbeds with a high ceiling painted with clouds. There are small partitioned corners of the room if you need to get changed -- and two bathrooms off of this room for showers and baths, as well as one downstairs.
You have a large glass back door off of your kitchen that leads to a modest fenced-in yard, which comes complete with a single large tree and treehouse!
Up a set of stairs hidden behind a door in the kitchen, you arrive in a room full of fluffy armchairs and a small bookshelf full of magazines and pop culture reading materials from the American 1980s. Beyond that, you pass through a door into a room full of bunkbeds with a high ceiling painted with clouds. There are small partitioned corners of the room if you need to get changed -- and two bathrooms off of this room for showers and baths, as well as one downstairs.
You have a large glass back door off of your kitchen that leads to a modest fenced-in yard, which comes complete with a single large tree and treehouse!

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[picks up another plate and starts juggling that one as well]
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[avert your eyes Kong don't look it's fine even if he does drop it oh god he's doing to drop them all]
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You look like you're afraid I'm about to drop it all on top of your head, geez.
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[. . . oh]
[he feels like being a jerk]
[with a sudden yelp he pitches forward to make it seem like he's about to drop a plate onto the ground. OH NO. OH NOOOOOOO]
[he's catching it last minute though]
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Geez, you sure are jumpy. Have a little faith, yeah?
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I can't help it! This is just how I am!
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[offers him a china cup]
Here.
Try throwing it.
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If it breaks, then. . . oops.
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[throws it up in the air and immediately covers his eyes]
[the monkey catches it]
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Well, you were close. You're lucky you've got your friend here to do the heavy lifting for you.
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