soulping ([personal profile] soulping) wrote2014-11-20 04:37 pm

Tiatryon ("Dragoncocks")

You step in and a chintzy living room with a large bay window and plenty of soft, blue and white floral print couches awaits you. Windows seem to be the theme of your home, as there’s big windows with flowery curtains everywhere. Walk down a small hall and you’ll enter into the combined kitchen-dining room, with a big, open kitchen perfect for multiple cooks. Everything in here is equally chintzy with blue and white with light wood, and the plates and cups are fake china print.

Up a set of stairs hidden behind a door in the kitchen, you arrive in a room full of fluffy armchairs and a small bookshelf full of magazines and pop culture reading materials from the American 1980s. Beyond that, you pass through a door into a room full of bunkbeds with a high ceiling painted with clouds. There are small partitioned corners of the room if you need to get changed -- and two bathrooms off of this room for showers and baths, as well as one downstairs.

You have a large glass back door off of your kitchen that leads to a modest fenced-in yard, which comes complete with a single large tree and treehouse!
murimurimuri: (speak no evil)

[personal profile] murimurimuri 2014-11-23 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
N-no! Noway! A, absolutely not!
carptricks: (no matter how hard you try)

[personal profile] carptricks 2014-11-24 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
. . .

[picks up another plate and starts juggling that one as well]
murimurimuri: sprite, money, aaa fear (hear no evil)

[personal profile] murimurimuri 2014-11-24 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
. . .

[avert your eyes Kong don't look it's fine even if he does drop it oh god he's doing to drop them all]
carptricks: (and the music's in me)

[personal profile] carptricks 2014-11-24 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
[s-snort]

You look like you're afraid I'm about to drop it all on top of your head, geez.
murimurimuri: (see no evil)

[personal profile] murimurimuri 2014-11-24 09:03 am (UTC)(link)
It's really not a big deal! I just can't help but have a minor sense of dread, watching you with those...
carptricks: (Cause everything)

[personal profile] carptricks 2014-11-25 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
S'that so?

[. . . oh]

[he feels like being a jerk]

[with a sudden yelp he pitches forward to make it seem like he's about to drop a plate onto the ground. OH NO. OH NOOOOOOO]






[he's catching it last minute though]
murimurimuri: (speak no evil)

[personal profile] murimurimuri 2014-11-25 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
[squeaks loudly and moves like he's gonna catch it, albeit far too slowly to have a hope of doing so]
carptricks: (I got misty eyes)

[personal profile] carptricks 2014-11-25 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
[manages to snatch it out of the air anyway. and he laughs]

Geez, you sure are jumpy. Have a little faith, yeah?
murimurimuri: sprite, money, aaa fear (hear no evil)

[personal profile] murimurimuri 2014-11-25 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
[makes a sad whining noise, not unlike a kicked puppy]

I can't help it! This is just how I am!
carptricks: (I'll tell ya about the magic)

[personal profile] carptricks 2014-11-25 07:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Neurotic? Maybe that's something we should work on. . .
murimurimuri: (see no evil)

[personal profile] murimurimuri 2014-11-25 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. That's the word. Everybody says that...
carptricks: (And I remember the view)

[personal profile] carptricks 2014-11-25 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
They probably say it for a reason, y'know.

[offers him a china cup]

Here.

Try throwing it.
murimurimuri: (speak no evil)

[personal profile] murimurimuri 2014-11-25 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
...Huh? You want me to just break it?!
carptricks: (and began)

[personal profile] carptricks 2014-11-25 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
No, I want you to throw it and then try to catch it.

If it breaks, then. . . oops.
murimurimuri: (see no evil)

[personal profile] murimurimuri 2014-11-25 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
............




[throws it up in the air and immediately covers his eyes]

[the monkey catches it]
carptricks: (We'll dance until morning)

[personal profile] carptricks 2014-11-26 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
[SNRK]

Well, you were close. You're lucky you've got your friend here to do the heavy lifting for you.
murimurimuri: (75)

[personal profile] murimurimuri 2014-11-27 01:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I am lucky! Not everybody has a partner like King.