soulping ([personal profile] soulping) wrote2014-01-02 08:20 pm

RATATOSKR

[ You enter the doors into a brightly-colored room that curves down, like a bowl, with stairs towards the center. In the center of the bowl, there’s a circular marble table, with chairs around it. ]

[ When you get to the center, the doors slam shut. Once you look back at the table, there’s a menu standing upright in the center… ]

Soo...I don’t remember what’s in everything, but you should eat right up! Everyone should eat! If you don’t, uhmm, there’s a penalty. You’re all way too skinny anyway!
thevoidsdarkhorse: (Sup bitches~)

Re: TURN-IN

[personal profile] thevoidsdarkhorse 2014-01-03 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
Robin will eat Surprise 10.
Edited 2014-01-03 02:16 (UTC)
vaguelydied: (Default)

RESULT

[personal profile] vaguelydied 2014-01-03 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
[ Food appears before you: a....terrible, blood-smelling disaster. Clearly it's supposed to be blood pudding. But it's so terribly bloody, perhaps it was poorly made? And on top of that, it's GIGANTIC -- easily enough for two. Too bad you have to eat it alone.... ]

[ AND THEN: a HUGE sour-smelling glass of milk pops up right next to it, marked with a scribbly note that says "SOUR 05, WITH LOVE." That milk is totally expired. ]
thevoidsdarkhorse: (Chugging it down)

Re: RESULT

[personal profile] thevoidsdarkhorse 2014-01-03 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
[Grimaces. Oh, do not like that smell. And....blood. Oh, why blood.]

[It's cool. It's cool, it's cooked, that makes it food.]

[And more than anything is that training of YOU DO NOT WASTE FOOD.]

[EVER.]

[Deep breathe.]

[Plugging up her nose, closing her eyes.]

[And EATING.]
thevoidsdarkhorse: (And then there was a juggalo)

Re: RESULT

[personal profile] thevoidsdarkhorse 2014-01-03 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
[Gags when that was a spoonful of more blood than anything.]

[Not blood, just think of it like...that stuff at the bottom of hot chocolate. Yes, that stuff, that's got a similar enough texture.]
echomyheart: all icons from <user name=clysmian> (Why shouldn't I believe the same in you?)

Re: RESULT

[personal profile] echomyheart 2014-01-03 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ you've met with a terrible fate, haven't you ]
thevoidsdarkhorse: (DNW DNW DNW)

Re: RESULT

[personal profile] thevoidsdarkhorse 2014-01-03 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
[WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE BLOOD.]

[But still eating and not looking because she doesn't get squeamish if she doesn't acknowledge it's blood and THEN SHE WON'T WASTE FOOD.]
quackery: (all the song and dance goodbye)

Re: RESULT

[personal profile] quackery 2014-01-03 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
[Juuuuust watching with horror over here.]
glorifiedtrash: <user name="iselia" site="livejournal.com"> (Hot summer nights)

Re: RESULT

[personal profile] glorifiedtrash 2014-01-03 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
[DO YOU FEEL BAD FOR DOUBTING HIM NOW HE HOPES SO]
thevoidsdarkhorse: (It's all a bunch of bullshit)

Re: RESULT

[personal profile] thevoidsdarkhorse 2014-01-03 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
[It is probably pretty horrifying. She is...not concerned with being a nice eater right now, and yet she does make sure everything gets into her mouth. '-']

[AND HEY TO BE FAIR.]

[I'm more disturbed at it just being BLOOD than anything else about the dish.]

[I have some blood issues, okay.]
thevoidsdarkhorse: (Chugging it down)

Re: RESULT

[personal profile] thevoidsdarkhorse 2014-01-03 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
[B-but eventually.]

[Finishing this thing.]

[And grabbing the milk, which I already thought was kinda gross, but not going to smell it and just]

[Chug it.]