RATATOSKR

[soulping]

[ You enter the doors into a brightly-colored room that curves down, like a bowl, with stairs towards the center. In the center of the bowl, there’s a circular marble table, with chairs around it. ]

[ When you get to the center, the doors slam shut. Once you look back at the table, there’s a menu standing upright in the center… ]

Soo...I don’t remember what’s in everything, but you should eat right up! Everyone should eat! If you don’t, uhmm, there’s a penalty. You’re all way too skinny anyway!

Comments

ROUND 1

[soulping]

DISCUSSION

[soulping]

[ Please select which person will eat what menu item, and if you will send anything to another team. ]

Re: DISCUSSION

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

[....]

How is it supposed to be a challenge to eat something?

[Who WOULDN'T eat what's put in front of them?]

[quackery]

I guess if it's really big, that could be hard...

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

I...guess?

[quackery]

Well, anyways, if it's easy that's good, right? Let's not take it for granted!

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

True. Especially when we gotta win you your first memory!

[quackery]

[A giggle, and a nod.]

I'll do my very best to help!

Re: DISCUSSION

[glorifiedtrash]

...I think I'm going to die. I'm too pretty for this!

[quackery]

What does that have to do with anything?

[glorifiedtrash]

Everything! ...What are we calling you anyway?

[Handwavey he heard about her hi new teammie .3.b]

[quackery]

Eating doesn't have anything to do with how pretty you are! And, um, my name's Sapphire, at least until I know my real one. What's yours?

Re: DISCUSSION

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

What are you talking about, it's just food.

Re: DISCUSSION

[glorifiedtrash]

....The way you say that makes my confidence in us plummet even further. By all means-- do you want to eat the first meal?

Re: DISCUSSION

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

Sure.

Surprise 10.

Re: DISCUSSION

[echomyheart]

I have no idea.

[ eating is great lets eat everything ]

Re: DISCUSSION

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

[Fuck yeah, eating everything.]

[I can totes pretend nothing happened while in a game, THAT'S LEGIT.]

We could go for surprise 10?

Re: DISCUSSION

[echomyheart]

Yes!

Re: DISCUSSION

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

I can go first. So we have an idea what might be in there.

[And because I will eat literally anything which some people don't...seem to....for some reason...]

TURN-IN

[soulping]

( ex: "Regina will eat savory 04!" )

Re: TURN-IN

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

Robin will eat Surprise 10.

RESULT

[vaguelydied]

[ Food appears before you: a....terrible, blood-smelling disaster. Clearly it's supposed to be blood pudding. But it's so terribly bloody, perhaps it was poorly made? And on top of that, it's GIGANTIC -- easily enough for two. Too bad you have to eat it alone.... ]

[ AND THEN: a HUGE sour-smelling glass of milk pops up right next to it, marked with a scribbly note that says "SOUR 05, WITH LOVE." That milk is totally expired. ]

Re: RESULT

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

[Grimaces. Oh, do not like that smell. And....blood. Oh, why blood.]

[It's cool. It's cool, it's cooked, that makes it food.]

[And more than anything is that training of YOU DO NOT WASTE FOOD.]

[EVER.]

[Deep breathe.]

[Plugging up her nose, closing her eyes.]

[And EATING.]

Re: RESULT

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

[Gags when that was a spoonful of more blood than anything.]

[Not blood, just think of it like...that stuff at the bottom of hot chocolate. Yes, that stuff, that's got a similar enough texture.]

Re: RESULT

[echomyheart]

[ you've met with a terrible fate, haven't you ]