DRAGONS
[You find yourselves in a very shiny, very sophisticated-looking room, all glass, porcelain, and silver panelling inlaid with a winding pattern of roses. In the middle is a pedestal, with two items resting atop of it: a red and white ball, and a glass console.
To your left is a wooden closet. Opposite the entrance, and up a short flight of stairs, is a door fashioned delicately carved wood.
You hear Nyssa’s voice:]
Would you like to be the very best, my doves? The best there ever was? I’d like to say that catching them is your real test, but, alas, I’ve taken care of that little detail for you. As for who—or should I say, what?—they are … why, you need only throw the ball to find out!
Your first task will be to meet them, name them, and spend money to equip and augment them for the battles to come. … You may also, if you wish, outfit yourselves for the occasion! Bonus points will be awarded to the two best-dressed teams.
To your left is a wooden closet. Opposite the entrance, and up a short flight of stairs, is a door fashioned delicately carved wood.
You hear Nyssa’s voice:]
Would you like to be the very best, my doves? The best there ever was? I’d like to say that catching them is your real test, but, alas, I’ve taken care of that little detail for you. As for who—or should I say, what?—they are … why, you need only throw the ball to find out!
Your first task will be to meet them, name them, and spend money to equip and augment them for the battles to come. … You may also, if you wish, outfit yourselves for the occasion! Bonus points will be awarded to the two best-dressed teams.

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[watching the dog carefully, a contemplative frown on his features]
Ooooi, uh. . . Cerberus.
[IT'S THE ONLY NAME THEY HAVE]
What was wrong with our strategy?
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Growlithe! Grrrrowl ...
[ Jumps off the pedestal, nose in the air. ]
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You know, no one's actually going to get hurt, right?
Games can't cause harm. I'm pretty sure that goes for you, too.
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. . . oh c'mon!