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TAKSHAKA SNAKES

[ Suddenly, everyone but the select group you're with disappears from the room. Whoosh. So it looks like you all have to collaborate! And EDEN's effeminate voice sounds a little distressed, chiming in through the TV screen as a question pops up. ]

Some poor people had to turn to the Internet for help! It's awful! You have some good advice, right? Let's help 'em! Just type a reply on the keyboard there.

[ There is also a keyboard on the floor in front of the TV. What? What is technology? ]

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Can i melt my fingernails?

Ah......

[curtseys to him]

Well met, Sir Cat!

Um... Why would you...

[bows from the waist after a moment to process that]

The same to you, miss. Although, you can call me Jaguar.

[ i remember you. ]

You definitely can't right?

Very well, Sir Jaguar.

Is this what is known as a "game"?

With enough heat, you can probably melt anything. Fingernails aren't strong at all.

Yes, it is. A rather simple one, it seems like.

[looks at her fingernails]

What is "the Internet"?

Yeah. But then you're like. Burning your fingers off? That doesn't sound like a good idea.

It's kind of like a virtual library where people talk, gather information, and sometimes play games.

Very true. But, the question is only about whether fingernails can be melted.

That doing so is a terrible idea is obvious.

Lark, do you have anything with which we could start a fire?

That sounds like a very nice place.

Why do people melt their fingernails there?

It's exciting...

[ WHAT??? ]

We're not starting a fire.

So shouldn't we tell them that. Because I think this is ten bad ideas waiting to happen.

But we need to discover the answer.

I think it is impossible. Fingernails would burn before they melted.

But we must find out for certain.

Yes, I agree.

Edited 2015-01-29 01:57 (UTC)

...I don't think they're actually suposed to. Because it would hurt.

Of course, they would clip their fingernails off before setting them on fire. Otherwise they would be injured!

It's your first one, then?

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