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TAKSHAKA SNAKES

[ Suddenly, everyone but the select group you're with disappears from the room. Whoosh. So it looks like you all have to collaborate! And EDEN's effeminate voice sounds a little distressed, chiming in through the TV screen as a question pops up. ]

Some poor people had to turn to the Internet for help! It's awful! You have some good advice, right? Let's help 'em! Just type a reply on the keyboard there.

[ There is also a keyboard on the floor in front of the TV. What? What is technology? ]

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But we need to discover the answer.

I think it is impossible. Fingernails would burn before they melted.

But we must find out for certain.

We are not setting any of our fingers on fire that would be a terrible idea.

No, of course not!

We'll clip off some fingernail first and set that on fire.

I'm still not sure that's a very good idea.

But...?

We have to answer the question, Lark.

We can answer the question without trying.

I don't want anyone to accidentally get hurt. Please?

...very well.

Thank you. Thanks a lot.

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