BARGHEST DOGS

[soulping]

[ Suddenly, everyone but the select group you're with disappears from the room. Whoosh. So it looks like you all have to collaborate! And EDEN's effeminate voice sounds a little distressed, chiming in through the TV screen as a question pops up. ]

Some poor people had to turn to the Internet for help! It's awful! You have some good advice, right? Let's help 'em! Just type a reply on the keyboard there.

[ There is also a keyboard on the floor in front of the TV. What? What is technology? ]

Comments

QUESTION 1

[soulping]

HOW DO I CHANGE MY EYECOLOR?

DISCUSS

[soulping]

SUBMIT

[soulping]

Re: DISCUSS

[neverendingstory]

...Dye?

Re: DISCUSS

[evenimprobable]

. . . can you?

[bloomnobly]

...I didn't think eye color was changeable.

[evenimprobable]

I didn't think it was either. Not - permanently, anyway.

[bloomnobly]

Wouldn't those hurt your eyes? It's like pouring shampoo into them on purpose. But probably worse.

[neverendingstory]

What is shampoo?

[bloomnobly]

...eh, you've never heard of shampoo? It's like soap, but for your hair.

[bloomnobly]

Unless you use those, um... [ drawing circles around her eyes ] I'm not sure what they're called. But you can put them in your eyes.

[ the word you are looking for is 'contacts' ]

[neverendingstory]

I see.

Well, they did not ask for a painless method of changing the colour of your eyes.

Re: DISCUSS

[neverendingstory]

I am sure there is a way.

[evenimprobable]

Ah - contacts, mm. That's what I was thinking, too. The question doesn't really specify permanently or not . . .

[bloomnobly]

That sounds like something a very cruel genie would say!

"You wished for riches, but you did not wish to not be set on fire while receiving these riches."

Re: DISCUSS

[evenimprobable]

If there's a method, I don't know of it.

Re: DISCUSS

[neverendingstory]

There is dye.

[neverendingstory]

Why would one be set on fire while receiving riches?

Re: DISCUSS

[evenimprobable]

Dye.

[well. Sounds as good an answer as any] Or a complete eye transplant. [that last part comes out deadpanned]

[bloomnobly]

Because, they did not specify to not be set on fire.

[bloomnobly]

Is that what they're called? [ ... ] Why would you want to change your eyes permanently, anyway?

Re: DISCUSS

[neverendingstory]

Eyes can be transplanted?

[neverendingstory]

That is not similar to what I said at all. Dye hurts when it is poured into your eyes, so it is a natural consequence. One does not generally burst into flames upon touching riches.

[bloomnobly]

No, no, of course it is, see. No one wants to be set on fire. I'm sure no one wants to suffer from eye trauma either, so we can come up with a less painful option.

[neverendingstory]

I cannot think of one.