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BARGHEST DOGS

[ Suddenly, everyone but the select group you're with disappears from the room. Whoosh. So it looks like you all have to collaborate! And EDEN's effeminate voice sounds a little distressed, chiming in through the TV screen as a question pops up. ]

Some poor people had to turn to the Internet for help! It's awful! You have some good advice, right? Let's help 'em! Just type a reply on the keyboard there.

[ There is also a keyboard on the floor in front of the TV. What? What is technology? ]

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HOW DO I CHANGE MY EYECOLOR?

...Dye?

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. . . can you?

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Legal eye transplants through a trustworthy surgeon.

I put an egg up my butt and I can't get it out?

STATUS EFFECTS FOR THIS ROUND: Choose one:
- Snuggly
- Can't stop burping
- Hallucinating butterflies in the room

. . .

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[swatting at a butterfly]

. . . why.

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Why would you put an egg in your rear in the first place?

[ get out of here butterflies ]

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Lay the egg.

should i get high today?

STATUS EFFECTS FOR THIS ROUND: Choose one:
- Weird "buzzing" sound in your head
- Having trouble moving body
- Eyes are watery

Is...that an actual question? What is that supposed to mean?

And what is that noise?

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[do you know what's annoying, when your eye waters so much that you can't see out of it. And the other one is fake. Rubbing at the watery eye]

High? As in . . . distance or drug use?

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No, no, no. You sound like you're quite lonely, so go and make some friends instead, alright?

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Why does my buttcheek hurt so much?

STATUS EFFECTS FOR THIS ROUND: Choose one:
- Dizzy, nauseated
- Everything is rainbows
- Sleepy/need a nap

[ She's already asleep. ]

[butterflies AND rainbows, great]

Because you didn't get up and take the advice we gave the last question.

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TO ENDGAME

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