BARGHEST DOGS

[soulping]

[ Suddenly, everyone but the select group you're with disappears from the room. Whoosh. So it looks like you all have to collaborate! And EDEN's effeminate voice sounds a little distressed, chiming in through the TV screen as a question pops up. ]

Some poor people had to turn to the Internet for help! It's awful! You have some good advice, right? Let's help 'em! Just type a reply on the keyboard there.

[ There is also a keyboard on the floor in front of the TV. What? What is technology? ]

Comments

[ballpoint]

Maybe because you feel floaty...? --Th- that's just what I've heard, though. It's, um... pretty illegal, usually...

[bloomnobly]

Opium is illegal now?

[ do y'all not know how to party ]

[neverendingstory]

When did this happen?

[bloomnobly]

[ shrugs helplessly ]

I admit, I am more geared for social drinking rather than social smoking, but it seems odd.

[neverendingstory]

I never participated in either myself, but all the humans I saw who did loved it. I do not understand why they would outlaw it.

[bloomnobly]

....I do hope alcohol has not become outlawed.

[ #touhoulifeproblems ]

[neverendingstory]

Well, there should at least be no laws against it here.

[ballpoint]

Um... I'm not sure how common opium is, anymore, but...

[bloomnobly]

[ She seems to be waiting for him to continue ]

[ballpoint]

...D- do you think he should do it, anyway?

[bloomnobly]

I don't know...do you think he's going to a party?

[ballpoint]

No... It sounds like he's lonely.

Maybe we should tell him to go make friends instead?

[bloomnobly]

Oh, that would be snappy. [ let's do it ]