BARGHEST DOGS

[soulping]

[ Suddenly, everyone but the select group you're with disappears from the room. Whoosh. So it looks like you all have to collaborate! And EDEN's effeminate voice sounds a little distressed, chiming in through the TV screen as a question pops up. ]

Some poor people had to turn to the Internet for help! It's awful! You have some good advice, right? Let's help 'em! Just type a reply on the keyboard there.

[ There is also a keyboard on the floor in front of the TV. What? What is technology? ]

Comments

[neverendingstory]

That is not similar to what I said at all. Dye hurts when it is poured into your eyes, so it is a natural consequence. One does not generally burst into flames upon touching riches.

[bloomnobly]

No, no, of course it is, see. No one wants to be set on fire. I'm sure no one wants to suffer from eye trauma either, so we can come up with a less painful option.

[neverendingstory]

I cannot think of one.