soulping ([personal profile] soulping) wrote2014-01-10 10:38 pm

EPONA + AMALTHEA

[You land in a boat in the midst of the sea. The boat itself is simple enough, with only two embellisments; a masthead in the shape of a pair of horse and goat’s heads, and a clunky-looking cannon sitting right in the middle. Fog surrounds you; you can barely see past the edge of the boat.

There are also a collection of rather sparkly Epona and Amalthea-coloured cannon balls at your feet.]
acemedium: The fact that this is coming from Maya makes it even sadder (You fail at life Nick)

[personal profile] acemedium 2014-01-11 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah.... this game is pretty weird for battleship.

[personal profile] gandere 2014-01-11 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
Battleship?

[ Is there really a game called that?

Hi, sheltered child who never played games is looking at her teammate strangely. ]
acemedium: now let's never speak of this again (Obligatory Phoenix Drive reference)

[personal profile] acemedium 2014-01-11 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
You know, battleship! Fire at N6... haven't you ever played?

[personal profile] gandere 2014-01-11 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ Slowly shaking her head. ]

No, I never played any games growing up.

I think at least? I would remember games, wouldn't I?
Edited 2014-01-11 01:38 (UTC)
acemedium: I got nothing wittier than that (NO U)

[personal profile] acemedium 2014-01-11 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
What kind of childhood is that?!

That's terrible....
Edited 2014-01-11 01:39 (UTC)

[personal profile] gandere 2014-01-11 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ Typical Asian stereotype childhood. ]

Most of the memories I have of myself as a child involve... wars and studying. Lots of studying.
acemedium: apparently (Puppies make me sad)

1/2

[personal profile] acemedium 2014-01-11 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
Oh no... Schooler.... [THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH ABOUT YOU]
acemedium: she'll beat you up with her noodle arms (Does Maya have to smack a bitch?)

[personal profile] acemedium 2014-01-11 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
We need to make up for lost fun!!

[personal profile] gandere 2014-01-11 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
[ DOESN'T IT THOUGH. ]

... Make up for lost fun? You can't make up for something like that!
acemedium: I got nothing wittier than that (NO U)

[personal profile] acemedium 2014-01-11 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
We can if we have extra fun!

[personal profile] gandere 2014-01-11 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
... Does that mean I shouldn't make plans for the rest of the day?

[ Are they really going to have FUN. ]
acemedium: no seriously what's with all the noseless art (MYSTERIOUS DISAPPEARING NOSES?!)

[personal profile] acemedium 2014-01-11 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
I have to make a plan of funttack!

What kind of games would you like, anyway?

[personal profile] gandere 2014-01-11 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
How would I know if I've never played them before?

[ Pause. ] If it's anything like this, I won't like it.
acemedium: I literally couldn't think of anything better (This coming from the frilly prosecutor?)

[personal profile] acemedium 2014-01-11 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
Well, think about what you like!

Normal battleship isn't this weird and confusing.

[personal profile] gandere 2014-01-11 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
I like winning. [ Which she never gets to do any of. ]

[personal profile] gandere 2014-01-11 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
Winning? [ What more do you want. ]
acemedium: I got nothing wittier than that (NO U)

[personal profile] acemedium 2014-01-11 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
I mean what kind of games you think you'd like!

[personal profile] gandere 2014-01-11 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
The ones I can win at obviously!
acemedium: (gaydar readings over 9000 etc etc)

[personal profile] acemedium 2014-01-11 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
You can win any game! You have to be more specific!

[personal profile] gandere 2014-01-11 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
[ NAME A GAME I'VE WON RECENTLY. ]
acemedium: WASN'T ME (insert Shaggy lyrics here)

[personal profile] acemedium 2014-01-11 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
[TOPPING SWAN]

[personal profile] gandere 2014-01-11 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
[ Anyone can win at that game so long as they're cute and a girl. ]
acemedium: The cuddling is just a distraction (Totally stealing his wallet right now)

[personal profile] acemedium 2014-01-14 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
[But you win the most]