wherethewildthingsare: (BUTCH DEADLIFT)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] wherethewildthingsare 2015-06-24 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
[..shoves an entire peach into his mouth]

'o 'e 'odda 'ill 'is 'oh.
robitussin: (if they love each other)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] robitussin 2015-06-24 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
You are such a pig.
wherethewildthingsare: (SLAB SQUATHRUST)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] wherethewildthingsare 2015-06-24 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
[Chew chew, swallow.]

Hey, Obsidian isn't here to scold me for it, right now.
robitussin: (and if other daughters)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] robitussin 2015-06-24 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but I am.

Anyways, let's pick what we wanna do.
wherethewildthingsare: (BUTCH DEADLIFT)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] wherethewildthingsare 2015-06-24 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
I can just ignore you.

[You can't do the stern stare that makes my heart all aflutter.]

How about a colder region. Not frozen, but more like a mountainous one with wild flowers and forests and stuff.
robitussin: (we'd all comprehend it)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] robitussin 2015-06-24 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
Sure. Then the heroes could be... the first thing that comes to mind is a group of scientists studying that kind of climate.
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Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] wherethewildthingsare 2015-06-24 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
[I'm sorry Natalie you're getting a blank stare.

I'm sorry you're on this team of knight assholes]
robitussin: (bleeding out in the--)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] robitussin 2015-06-24 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
If anyone asks us to explain it I can tell them what a scientist is. Now you pick the villain.
wherethewildthingsare: (SLAB SQUATHRUST)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] wherethewildthingsare 2015-06-24 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
[internal grumbling fucking scientists couldn't be something cool grumble mumble]

...An encroaching sub-zero frost representing the unavoidable end of all life.

robitussin: (running nude down the street)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] robitussin 2015-06-24 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
Sure. The object's a telescope, pick the quote.
wherethewildthingsare: (BUTCH DEADLIFT)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] wherethewildthingsare 2015-06-24 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
"People like to invent monsters and monstrosities, so they seem less monstrous themselves."
robitussin: (we'd all comprehend it)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] robitussin 2015-06-24 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
Sounds good.
wherethewildthingsare: (SLAB SQUATHRUST)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] wherethewildthingsare 2015-06-24 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
Alright then.
robitussin: (Default)

Re: TURN IN

[personal profile] robitussin 2015-06-24 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
Setting: Somewhere cold but not frozen, with flowers and forests and stuff
Hero: Scientists
Villain: Frost representing the inevitable death of all humanity etc etc
Object: Telescope
Quote: "People like to invent monsters and monstrosities, so they seem less monstrous themselves."
robitussin: (were here)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] robitussin 2015-06-24 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
[looks at the item. looks at silver.]
wherethewildthingsare: (BIG MCLARGEHUGE)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] wherethewildthingsare 2015-06-24 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
...I was right here, I didn't write that!
robitussin: (we'd all comprehend it)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] robitussin 2015-06-24 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
I remain unconvinced. [why]

Anyways, how do we even start something like this? You write a sentence, then I will, I guess.
wherethewildthingsare: (BUFF HARDBACK)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] wherethewildthingsare 2015-06-24 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
I think it might be better to come up with like.. a framework..then expand it..
robitussin: (and if other daughters)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] robitussin 2015-06-24 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
Sure thing. Framework me.
wherethewildthingsare: (DIRK HARDPEC)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] wherethewildthingsare 2015-06-24 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, uh.

The dragon attacks the city.

The scholar solves some riddles in ruins under the city to find the victory gauntlets and fights the dragon

Delivers terrible one liner that is the quote.
robitussin: (bleeding out in the--)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] robitussin 2015-06-24 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe the scholar could have a sassy sidekick and they could be the one to fight the dragon with their gauntlet things? I mean, if he's super smart he shouldn't be super physically powerful, that's like - unfair.
wherethewildthingsare: (BUTCH DEADLIFT)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] wherethewildthingsare 2015-06-24 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
Presumably the gauntlets close that gap, but alright.
robitussin: (and if other daughters)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] robitussin 2015-06-24 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
But if there's another person they can have sassy banter while battling near death experiences, because that's how it works in stories.
wherethewildthingsare: (BUTCH DEADLIFT)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] wherethewildthingsare 2015-06-24 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
Well.

Modern stories.
robitussin: (we'd all comprehend it)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] robitussin 2015-06-24 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
Close enough. Anyways, let's move on. You gotta think of riddles if you want that to be a focus of the story.
wherethewildthingsare: (BISON CEMENTABS)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] wherethewildthingsare 2015-06-24 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
Uh...

[Man why you gotta put this on him.]

What goes on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs at night?
robitussin: (throwing shit down the stairs)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] robitussin 2015-06-24 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
Good enough. Want to start actually writing it now?
robitussin: (we'd all comprehend it)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] robitussin 2015-06-24 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
You go first.

[casually makes silver do all the work]
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Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] wherethewildthingsare 2015-06-24 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, Uh..

'The City-State of Miranda had enjoyed peace for hundreds of years. Crime was virtually nonexistant. Arts and Scholarly pursuits flourished. But that all ended in a rain of dragon fire."
robitussin: (and most of the world would say)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] robitussin 2015-06-24 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
As the monster brought chaos to the city, it seemed as though they had nowhere to turn. Before long, though, it came from the place they least expected; a scholar. His studies had told him of a noble weapon that lay lost underneath the city, waiting for a sharp mind to uncover them.
wherethewildthingsare: (BUTCH DEADLIFT)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] wherethewildthingsare 2015-06-24 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
The scholar had discovered an entrance to the ruins underneath the city, but realized that he alone was not prepared to face any potential dangers that laid within. Fortunately, his scribe, much more physically robust than he himself, agreed to come with him and help him search for the treasure that laid within.
robitussin: (yeah something next to normal)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] robitussin 2015-06-24 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
The path was rife with danger, but the scholar knew that his time to be brave had come at last. With his companion by his side, he dodged traps and tricks for hours before he came to the door behind which the legendary weapon could be found. Inscribed upon the door were the following words:

"What goes on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs at night?"
wherethewildthingsare: (SLAB SQUATHRUST)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] wherethewildthingsare 2015-06-24 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
The scholar paused to think. Such a riddle must have another meaning, for even in his years of study he had never heard of such a creature. He thought on it briefly, before the answer came to him.

"A man. As a baby, he crawls upon all four, as an adult he walks on two legs, and once elderly he uses a cane."

The letters inscribed upon the door shimmered, as the crevice between the two sides of the doors creaked, dislodging dust that had settled in over hundreds of years. Beams of light broke through gap as it widened, the door opening. The radiance was almost blinding as it filled the chamber the two were in, but when their eyes adjusted to the light, they saw before them the treasure they sought.
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Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] robitussin 2015-06-24 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
Quick as could be, the two took the mighty gauntlets of power, each equipping one gauntlet. With this mystical item at their disposal, they fought. With the newfound confidence the scholar had gained, he lobbied insults at the dragon as it grew weaker and angrier. "What's the matter, did I hit a soar spot?" he joked at one point. Their victory was complete, and they went down in history as the heroes that the land deserved.

Also their names were Silver and Obsidian and they were totally gay.
robitussin: (it's just another day)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] robitussin 2015-06-24 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
You can't interfere with my creative expertise!
wherethewildthingsare: (THUD LEGPRESS)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] wherethewildthingsare 2015-06-24 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
I call that into question!
Edited 2015-06-24 04:39 (UTC)
robitussin: (and if other daughters)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] robitussin 2015-06-24 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
It's not like there's anyone here who doesn't know it already! It'll make the echo laugh and he'll pick us.
wherethewildthingsare: (TOUCH RUSTROD)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] wherethewildthingsare 2015-06-24 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
Fine.

It's not like it's a secret and it's not like I'm denying it.
robitussin: ('cause some days i think i'm dying)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] robitussin 2015-06-24 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
Cool. I'm gonna turn it in.
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Re: TURN IN

[personal profile] robitussin 2015-06-24 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
The City-State of Miranda had enjoyed peace for hundreds of years. Crime was virtually nonexistant. Arts and Scholarly pursuits flourished. But that all ended in a rain of dragon fire. As the monster brought chaos to the city, it seemed as though they had nowhere to turn. Before long, though, it came from the place they least expected; a scholar.

His studies had told him of a noble weapon that lay lost underneath the city, waiting for a sharp mind to uncover them. The scholar had discovered an entrance to the ruins underneath the city, but realized that he alone was not prepared to face any potential dangers that laid within. Fortunately, his scribe, much more physically robust than he himself, agreed to come with him and help him search for the treasure that laid within.

The path was rife with danger, but the scholar knew that his time to be brave had come at last. With his companion by his side, he dodged traps and tricks for hours before he came to the door behind which the legendary weapon could be found. Inscribed upon the door were the following words:

"What goes on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs at night?"

The scholar paused to think. Such a riddle must have another meaning, for even in his years of study he had never heard of such a creature. He thought on it briefly, before the answer came to him.

"A man. As a baby, he crawls upon all four, as an adult he walks on two legs, and once elderly he uses a cane."

The letters inscribed upon the door shimmered, as the crevice between the two sides of the doors creaked, dislodging dust that had settled in over hundreds of years. Beams of light broke through gap as it widened, the door opening. The radiance was almost blinding as it filled the chamber the two were in, but when their eyes adjusted to the light, they saw before them the treasure they sought.

Quick as could be, the two took the mighty gauntlets of power, each equipping one gauntlet. With this mystical item at their disposal, they fought. With the newfound confidence the scholar had gained, he lobbied insults at the dragon as it grew weaker and angrier. "What's the matter, did I hit a soar spot?" he joked at one point. Their victory was complete, and they went down in history as the heroes that the land deserved.

Also their names were Silver and Obsidian and they were totally gay.
Edited 2015-06-24 04:54 (UTC)