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[soulping]

[There’s room for seven in this weather-worn hut, with seven chairs around a table long enough for seven people.

The center of the table is adorned with wooden jugs of water and wooden snack bowls. It’s primarily fruits and nuts, although there are a couple brimming with Unidentified Raw Meat.]

Comments

[glorifiedtrash]

Well if the lady doesn't protest....

[Putting a gentle hand to her cheek. Leaning in....]

[peoplediewhenikillthem]

I wonder how much of this meat it'd take to shove down your throat before you choked to death. [ Calmly. ]

[glorifiedtrash]

Owch that's cold. So does this count as our team motto?

[DROPPING HIS HAND sob]

[peoplediewhenikillthem]

I wanted to do it for a quest for something I thought we needed.

[ Gosh this honesty thing is unnerving her. ]

[glorifiedtrash]

[Oh. ...Well. That is kind of disturbing. And he's not sure in a good way either.]

Like what?

[peoplediewhenikillthem]

A knife.

[ That doesn't go well with the threat of murder, now does it. ]

[glorifiedtrash]

...Shouldn't you have aimed a little higher? Though I guess this does fit in our character as a team.

[Aim low, be violent, something something]

[peoplediewhenikillthem]

Higher? Do you mean for a sword or something?

Not even sure I can use a sword.

[glorifiedtrash]

You could have asked for a little more. Like six knives. Be a pal. [He is just saying okay] So did you get it at least?

[peoplediewhenikillthem]

No.

[ Leave it to her to screw that up. ] Couldn't find anyone drunk enough.

[glorifiedtrash]

...They don't have to be drunk, you know. [Thoughtful pause] Not that drunk kisses aren't fun. They go all the best places heheh ♥.

[He could talk about this at length, but maybe he shouldn't make her renew her vigor to get a knife hunh.]

So does that count as a secret?

[peoplediewhenikillthem]

I have no secrets.

[ She can say it so it must be the truth. ]

[glorifiedtrash]

You think you have no secrets. But fair enough. What can you do off of here?

[peoplediewhenikillthem]

I have no secrets. Any time you guys have asked a question, I've answered honestly.

So clarify what it is you want to know.

[glorifiedtrash]

Honesty is a pretty subjective standard. I agree though- you believe you have no secrets. If you do have any you probably aren't even aware of them.

So that just leaves us with the task at hand.

[GONNA GET SOME SERIOUS QUESTIONS UP IN HERE-]

...How irresistibly magnetic and sexually proficient do you find us!

[peoplediewhenikillthem]

Zero.

Zero.

... I'm not attracted to people.

[glorifiedtrash]

...If I were covered in blood, would that go up?

[Probably doesn't want to know the answer to that.]

Ah, okay, okay. 7 for you, 6 for Roxy. What about worries. Have any? Something you want to get off your chest!

[peoplediewhenikillthem]

Depends, is it your blood or someone else's?

[ Joking aside. ] Honestly, you guys aren't all that bad looking. I'm just not interested in relationships.

... I'm worried we're going to make asses of ourselves in this game, but it can't be helped. What about yourself? What troubles your little mind?

[glorifiedtrash]

...What doesn't trouble me would be better. But aaah... I suppose that I've lost what I had. Even if I somehow get everything back-- I'm not the same person. Some people are going to be disappointed in me.

We covered this before, but- what are you most afraid of?