RATATOSKR

[soulping]

[There’s room for seven in this weather-worn hut, with seven chairs around a table long enough for seven people.

The center of the table is adorned with wooden jugs of water and wooden snack bowls. It’s primarily fruits and nuts, although there are a couple brimming with Unidentified Raw Meat.]

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QUESTIONS

[toomuchyakking]

[You've got questions? She's got answers. Your local unhelpful echo can be found napping on a tree outside.]

TASK ONE (5pm - 7pm)

[toomuchyakking]

☆ Task one is the objective portion! Each individual character has two hours to complete the tasks on this list!

☆ Everyone has their own list, so you’ll all be submitting separately. Do as many as you can, and turn in your task list here before 7:10 pm. You get 10 extra minutes to submit after this round has ended! Make sure to link and [x] mark those tasks you fully completed.

☆ I’m freezing the comments at 7:10pm, so though you can continue back-threading to your heart’s content, none of it will count for winning!

☆ Oh, and lying won’t work ♥ The echo has magically prevented you from lying.

☆ If you are the only person representing your team, you instead will have to make a heartfelt speech about what you hope you’ll remember, what you don’t want to remember, and what sort of person you hope you are and submit it to turn in here before before 7:10 pm. You get 10 extra minutes to submit after this round has ended!

☆ I’m freezing the comments at 7:10pm, so though you can continue back-threading to your heart’s content, none of it will count for winning!

☆ Don’t get too distracted, because task two begins at 7pm, and you need to keep an eye out for the next task comment on your team post!

[peoplediewhenikillthem]

[ Not even paying attention to the task list (even though she's glanced at it already), Badass just pokes and prods at the Unidentified Meat to see if it oozes blood. ]

Hm.

[toomuchyakking]

[So much blood.]

[peoplediewhenikillthem]

[ Successfully distracted from the task with blood. Good job. ]

[glorifiedtrash]

Hey, hey. Don't be an animal.

[peoplediewhenikillthem]

You gonna make me stop or something?

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

Ugh.... [Blood.]

[peoplediewhenikillthem]

[ Sticking a finger into it. ]

It's just blood. Everyone's got it.

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

[Maybe there's a way to cook that meat.]

[Will nom some fruit while looking over the task list.]

[peoplediewhenikillthem]

[ You're not taking away my new toy, mom. ]

You guys should get started on that soon.

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

You gotta do stuff too.

...esp since I don't think I have much in way of secrets with Zelos.

[glorifiedtrash]

Carpet.

[He is just saying????]

[peoplediewhenikillthem]

I don't care much for gossip.

[ REALLY? ]

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

Didn't you see that when you threw me in the shower?

TASK TWO (7pm -9pm)

[toomuchyakking]

♥ You have ten minutes to finish submitting your first task list! Go! And when you’re done…

♥ Task two will be a semi-subjective design portion. As a team, you have two hours to write a smack-talking rap boasting about your own team, and disparaging the opposing team, their mothers, etc.

♥ The teams who will be rapping off:
Ratatoskr versus Amalthea
Epona versus Takshaka
Tiamat versus Barghest
Dawon versus Ometotchtli

♥ Points will be given based on your rap’s complexity! That means you get points for:
- Rhyming
- Length
- Strength of insult
- General hilarity

♥ You get extra points for every team task in the first half you can work into your rap! Your hotness ratings, team mottos, the gossip, the secrets, etc. all count for bonus points if used. O snap. If you solo’d it, you get extra points for doing the tasks in your rap.

♥ Before 9:10 pm, someone from your team has to perform the team rap in public here. Make sure to do it before 9:10pm! That’s the hard limit.

♥ You can view, listen and heckle all raps from the other teams as well as your opposing team.

♥ The game ends at 9:10pm sharp, and scoring will begin at 9:10pm. If you don’t have both tasks completed and submitted by 9:10 pm, it’ll be scored on what you have done!

[peoplediewhenikillthem]

[ I've got a bad feeling about this. ]

Yo Robin.

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

Yeah?

[peoplediewhenikillthem]

You can rhyme. [ She saw you do it. ]

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

Yes.

Yes, I can.

[peoplediewhenikillthem]

So I'll leave you two to figure out how to do this part.

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

[She is just gonna go, FEEL FREE TO THROW IN COMMENTARY TO TRY AND DERAIL HER.]

Yo so check this shit
Rats always gonna be a hit
team may have some zeroes
but also got some ten heroes

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

Then again goats got some
But the rest are a bit chum
For christ sake they got a bird
That aint just a word
Feathers and wings
Not an easy swing

[glorifiedtrash]

Sure our sizes couldn't break a double digit
And our logic ain't real with it
But when you need a hot makeout for a quest
We're there without any behest
Except for Reyson
But he's more of a liaison
Nobody tell him cause I don't want to break his heart
But he couldn't feel up a melon in the dark

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

[Snickering, but gonna keep rapping.]

Lets really get this ball rollin'
Cause when its the rats strollin'
No one is frettin'
Goats make 'em sweatin'
The team is scary
Normal to be just a bit wary