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RATATOSKR

[There’s room for seven in this weather-worn hut, with seven chairs around a table long enough for seven people.

The center of the table is adorned with wooden jugs of water and wooden snack bowls. It’s primarily fruits and nuts, although there are a couple brimming with Unidentified Raw Meat.]

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...yeah, okay, you lost me.

Let's try something else.

We'll talk about it one day. [Looking the list over] I guess these games are less than helpful. Ah, well--

How about the last one?

Might get it with more memories. Did learn about gay being a thing back home, so I do miss some of that stuff.

[Looking at the list.]

You're a nine. Badass is a s-

[Looking at her.]

[Paaaaaaause.]

Ten.

[ Ranking higher than Zelos with a fake arm? Damn. ]

That's cold.

[KANYE SHRUG.]

You are super hot, I don't even know why, you just are.

Think I can use that to my advantage?

I don't think I can be blinded with pretty.

But hey, we could talk about me bein' a sugar daddy, cause bribery is totes legit.

So how much are you willing to do for a bottle?

[ May as well take advantage of this forced truth effect. ]

A bottle?

Booze.

You're an alcoholic, aren't you? Sure act like it.

What the hell is an alcoholic?

And I dunno. Depends what I'm in the mood for. Just had to make cards for the last time. Gonna help with teh bargquest and that involves talkin' to Queen, but I was gonna talk to her anyway.

So I guess I'd get booze whenever it was convenient?

You're an alcoholic. [ Didn't she just say that GEEZ. ]

I'm just concerned you'll do something you regret for a bottle or even while drunk. S'all.

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I- [Pause. Oh. Fuck. This is a truth game isn't it. VERY LONG PAUSE.] Under my own rules you'd be an 11 and Badass a 12 respectively ♪.

[Not...a lie. SO.]

[Raises an eyebrow.]

And her rules?

...You know that is just cruel. 6 and 7.

[They are not talking about this though so:]

Want to just work our way up?

Ouch. [But doesn't seem too bothered. Still above average!]

Sure. So, Team motto.

More actions than words?

Consideration first, manners never, regrets always!

[He is not helping is he.]

Do we have a lot of regrets?

Not ones we admit to readily. I don't think this is a good time to go into the living psyche though, hm?

More actions than words is adequate enough to me.

.... [Shrugs.]

Yeah. Works for most. A bunch of us can be pretty hair trigger.

....so what do you hate 'bout us?

...I don't hate anything about Ratatoskr. Sure you're all aggravating, your combined common sense couldn't fill the bottom of a pail, the idea that I'm some sort of heal dispenser pisses me off to no extent-- and there's several things I'm never going to forgive.

But that's just typical human nature. What I hate is this arbitrary system that groups us all together with no explanation. And well, it's hypocritical to say it, but-- that's my problem. I'll deal with it on my own, mmmkay.

You?

[Shrugs.] Could see it.

What do you think about more action than words.

I don't like talking so it fits me.

--but you're a loud mouth.

A loud mouth, but most of it is bullshit.