TIAMAT

[soulping]

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Comments

[onebullet]

What the hell has flattened corn got to do with aliens?

[carptricks]

Crop circles.

[inclines his head towards her]

You've heard of those, right?

[onebullet]

No.

[carptricks]

People have reported large, strange patters in their crops. Like something descended from above and flattened the plants underneath it.

[a shrug]

The patterns in the crops are known as "crop circles," and some people claim they were created by UFOs. Alien spaceships.

[onebullet]

[ Listens intently. Then thinks on this. ]

... what a load of crap, as if aliens don't have better things to do than land in random corn fields.

[carptricks]

[omg. s-snorts]

Try telling the farmers that.

[onebullet]

They probably did it.

[carptricks]

For attention?

Wouldn't be surprised.