TAKSHAKA
You arrive at your table to find that the noises around you are a bit muffled, however, you can always step out from behind the table and talk smack, if you wish.
In front of you are top quality cooking items, any bowls or machines you could wish for, to create the ultimate culinary masterpiece.
There is also a closed basket. And a big, red button.
In front of you are top quality cooking items, any bowls or machines you could wish for, to create the ultimate culinary masterpiece.
There is also a closed basket. And a big, red button.

Re: DISCUSSION
Here, taste this.
[passing you a pinch of the wasabi stuff.]
/2
[takes the wasabi greens and eats it]
Oh, it's got a nice kick to it, like pepper, or--
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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[ OMG NIGHTINGALE why did you give that to her straight!??? ]
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IT'S VERY STRONG
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Maybe we shouldn't have people eat that. We could use it as a garnish, right?
[ WE MIGHT KILL SOMEBODY otherwise... ]
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What do you mean?
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--If we thought the ice cream was bad, we could... melt it down and drizzle it over the plate as well for looks.
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IT'S A BIT MORE THAN PEPPERY
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Ohhhh my goodness. I feel like I can smell everything that's ever existed.
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I'm not sure if that's a good thing.
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Don't eat the greeny bits all at once.
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[LET'S GET YOU A GLASS OF WATER NOW]
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Daisy?!
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DON'T EAT THE GREENY BITS