soulping ([personal profile] soulping) wrote2015-11-07 04:15 pm

hiyo haato

Heart starts at 5:30!

IRC channel is #wewillrocyou
sweatypalms: at the advice of my doctor (reduced my weight gain goal to 300 lbs)

Re: THE CABIN

[personal profile] sweatypalms 2015-11-08 07:50 am (UTC)(link)
[ SHOVES A COOKIE OR THREE IN HIS FACE. fuck yes cookies make him happy.

he's taking this plate with him, as he goes to peer into that open pantry.
]
sweatypalms: (90% indignant screeching icons)

Re: THE CABIN

[personal profile] sweatypalms 2015-11-08 08:05 am (UTC)(link)
--WHOA, HEY!!

[ POINTS AT HIMSELF while he shoves a fourth cookie in his face with the other hand.

NOTICE YATO, YATO-SENPAI.
]
sweatypalms: (grilled cheese is the sweatpants of food)

Re: THE CABIN

[personal profile] sweatypalms 2015-11-08 08:12 am (UTC)(link)
[ spewing cookie bits ]

--Where?!

[ LOOKING OVER HIS OWN SHOULDER?? WHERE'S HIYORI? ]
Edited 2015-11-08 08:15 (UTC)
sweatypalms: (ruined my appetite)

Re: THE CABIN

[personal profile] sweatypalms 2015-11-08 08:22 am (UTC)(link)
[ WHOA, DUDE

buy him a drink first?????
]

Are you blind??!

These ain't for you!!

[ TRYING TO SHOVE HIMSELF OFF, WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY HOLDING THIS PLATE... ABOVE HIS HEAD he can totally hold something out of his own reach. ]
sweatypalms: (BETTER GRIT YOUR DAMN TEETH)

Re: THE CABIN

[personal profile] sweatypalms 2015-11-08 08:34 am (UTC)(link)
NOOOO!!

[ FUCK THIS URRRRRGE.

WHY SHOULD HE GIVE FAKE-HIM COOKIES, WHEN HE'S REAL-HIM???

--but it's getting harder and harder to resist and he can also, after all, sympathize with this desperation for cookies. on some level. or ten.

TIME TO USE YUKINE'S TECHNIQUE AGAINST HIMSELF: HE TOSSES A COOKIE ACROSS THE ROOM!!

GO GET IT, YATO.
]
sweatypalms: (gods don't shit)

Re: THE CABIN

[personal profile] sweatypalms 2015-11-08 08:44 am (UTC)(link)
[ eheheheh good boy. ]

You're lucky I'm such a generous god~

[ storing more cookies in his tracksuit tho. look, he did his good deed already. ]
Edited 2015-11-08 08:45 (UTC)
sweatypalms: (maybe Victoria's Secret is a tapeworm)

Re: THE CABIN

[personal profile] sweatypalms 2015-11-08 08:50 am (UTC)(link)
[ FINE... ]

What do you want, goat??
sweatypalms: (Do you masturbate a LOT??)

Re: THE CABIN

[personal profile] sweatypalms 2015-11-08 09:00 am (UTC)(link)
[ . . . ? ? ?

stoops to the goat's level?
]
sweatypalms: (no dude trust me this is a great beer.)

Re: THE CABIN

[personal profile] sweatypalms 2015-11-08 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[ EVERYTHING IN THIS CABIN WANTS TO NUZZLE YATO.

and who can blame them!!!!

he doesn't know what he's supposed to do about the goat, so... giving the goat pets?? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT, GOAT.
]
sweatypalms: that bartender told on me to my mom (wtf I can't believe)

Re: THE CABIN

[personal profile] sweatypalms 2015-11-08 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[ .......... :(



offers the goat a (sweaty) cookie....?
]
sweatypalms: (I once blew 32 policeen)

Re: THE CABIN

[personal profile] sweatypalms 2015-11-08 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Geez!

[ WHY WOULD HE WANT TO HUG THE GOAT NEMESIS!!!!!!

...fine, he'll eat his precious cookie.

and warps an arm around the goat. he's only doing this because you're Hiyori's heartgoat!! stop crying?!
]
sweatypalms: (hey kid u want some pot)

Re: THE CABIN

[personal profile] sweatypalms 2015-11-08 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[ YESSSS. SHOVES GOAT AWAY

GOTTA CATCH A BUG.

+1 butterfly.
]
sweatypalms: have given 9 people diarrhea (proud to say that my selfies)

Re: THE CABIN

[personal profile] sweatypalms 2015-11-10 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
[ WELL, THEN.

there appears to be a door on the left wall leading somewhere else, let's check that out.
]

Re: THE CABIN

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