RATATOSKR

[soulping]

You are on a spaceship.

Most of your time will be spent on the bridge, which is exactly as fancy as you’d expect it to be — it looks a little like this. (The chairs are super comfortable!) Your brand new artificial intelligence — which, if you investigate, you’ll find is housed in a small computer chip — has been implanted into the computer terminal on the back wall. The diagnostics readout displayed along the bottom of the screen tells you that the AI has only been outfitted with the most basic of Stability Cores, and is currently Critically Unstable.

Comments

Re: ROUND 4

[secretofthefox]

...Then maybe it'd be better to go yell at the government while we protect Roxy. Scientists tend to be funded by the government, right? So they've probably at least got a say in it, if they're not behind it all in the first place.

And if they don't listen, this ship's gotta have flamethrowers or something.

[Sol no...]

Re: ROUND 4

[3g]

...I don't think space ships carry flamethrowers. Just assholes on them. [ Personal experience again. ]

Re: ROUND 4

[secretofthefox]

Well there's gotta be something that could torch a government building or two.

[SOL NO...]

Re: ROUND 4

[3g]

[ ... ]

Weeeeell... maybe we can, uh, borrow some cannons.

Re: ROUND 4

[secretofthefox]

Cannons could work.

[SOL STAHP]

Re: ROUND 4

[3g]

[ no epsilon also likes the idea of cannons. ]

Let's find really big spaceship cannons to use.

Re: ROUND 4

[secretofthefox]

I'll go take a look.

[He's off to... go look around the ship to see if there are spaceship cannons around... because why aren't you saying no to the stressed-out pyro guys...]

Re: ROUND 4

[3g]

[ ... ]

Okay, uh. Good luck!

[ he's gonna go find some to actually steal with their giant spaceship unless someone stops him from making it an action. ]

Re: ROUND 4

[soulping]

[ You're a military research vessel, so cannons are kind of in short supply!

But there is one.

It fires lasers.

PEW PEW. ]

Re: ROUND 4

[secretofthefox]

[oooooooh :D]

Hey Eps, look what I found!

Re: ROUND 4

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

Ooooh, lasers make it easier, target the bad labs, no might be AIs, maybe the funds source?

Re: ROUND 4

[secretofthefox]

Funds source would be good. Give 'em an ultimatum, like "you will stop the experiments and free all the AIs you've got or we'll zap the funds source and maybe the government capitol for good measure" or something.

[Sol why...]

Re: ROUND 4

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

Oooo, that's good!

Re: ROUND 4

[3g]

Holy shit.

Re: ROUND 4

[secretofthefox]

I know, right? Think this'll do the job?

[he looks so happy]

Re: ROUND 4

[3g]

I... [ DID NOT EXPECT YOU TO FIND ONE. ] Yeah, probably.