soulping ([personal profile] soulping) wrote2015-12-14 06:45 pm

CATS

You are on a spaceship.

Most of your time will be spent on the bridge, which is exactly as fancy as you’d expect it to be — it looks a little like this. (The chairs are super comfortable!) Your brand new artificial intelligence — which, if you investigate, you’ll find is housed in a small computer chip — has been implanted into the computer terminal on the back wall. The diagnostics readout displayed along the bottom of the screen tells you that the AI has only been outfitted with the most basic of Stability Cores, and is currently Critically Unstable.
purrtylittlewires: (Combat ready)

Re: ROUND 3

[personal profile] purrtylittlewires 2015-12-15 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
[He laughs. So. Very. Bitterly.]

They always try cloning first.

Then you split because you can't clone an AI. They're too complex, too human.

Split means there's a whole to divide, you don't get wholes from one whole.
tormado: They're stuck to the gum! (My shoes are covered in ants!)

Re: ROUND 3

[personal profile] tormado 2015-12-15 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
So they're.

[Grimace.]

They're. Breaking it to make more?
purrtylittlewires: (No fucks given)

Re: ROUND 3

[personal profile] purrtylittlewires 2015-12-15 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
Yes.

And how would you go about breaking a human?

[He sounds so. Very certain about it too.]
tormado: They're stuck to the gum! (My shoes are covered in ants!)

Re: ROUND 3

[personal profile] tormado 2015-12-15 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
...

...

....aw man, this got fucked up in a hurry.

[He takes off the tiara.]
purrtylittlewires: (Done with it all)

Re: ROUND 3

[personal profile] purrtylittlewires 2015-12-15 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
[Sorry, Tama, but there are AIs, he knew it had to happen eventually.]

It usually does. People have a hard time respecting AIs.