EPONA

[soulping]

[You're wading in a low river, trying to advance as fast as you can--is the apparent setup, anyways. There's a table in the center of the room with a die to roll--and as you do so the world moves around you like some kind of VR deal. Everything looks, smells, and even sounds real… but it can't actually hurt you.]

[A monitor is lit up on the table. It reads: '24 spaces remain.']

Comments

ROUND 1

[soulping]

Re: ROUND 1

[feytality]

[ROLLS A 4]

Not bad...

OBSTACLE: FUCKING METEORS

[fangirlitis]

[20 spaces remain]

[Suddenly, a large rock impacts in the water just ahead of you, making an impact crater in the water that sends a wave over you all. In the sky there are twinkling stars. Stars that are growing bigger as they follow the first one towards you and yours. You figure your bath in the river has been good enough that you don't need a shower--what do you do?]

> Cast reflect
> Watch the skies and try to avoid them
> Let forth an anguished cry to Zeus
> Run away
> Break into a killer guitar solo

Discuss

[fangirlitis]

Re: Discuss

[feytality]

GUITAR SOLO!!!

[who is she even talking to, she's alone]

Re: OBSTACLE: FUCKING METEORS

[feytality]

>BREAK INTO A KILLER GUITAR SOLO

[does she even have a guitar, if not she will air guitar]

RESULT

[fangirlitis]

[you have a guitar]

[While playing a rocking guitar solo in a meteor shower is certainly cool, it doesn't do much and the crashing rocks make waves making it hard to progress. Go back 1 space.]

ROUND 2

[fangirlitis]

[21 spaces remain]

Re: RESULT

[feytality]

Hey, come on! ROCKJECTION!

Re: ROUND 2

[feytality]

[ROLLED A THREE...]

OBSTACLE: A GROUP OF SINGING CYBER FROGS SO AMAZINGLY COOL YOU HAVE TO STOP AND WATCH

[fangirlitis]

[18 spaces remain]

[On a rocky outcropping in the river is a number of cybernetically enhanced frogs in tuxedos. Three have microphones, and the others have a small band put together. As they see you approach, the three fronttoads start snapping. The band kicks up a tune, and the most amazing three part harmony you've ever heard fills the air. It's positively mesmerizing--what do you do?]

> Stop and watch
> Plug your ears
> Try to fight them off with a convenient stick
> Run away
> Break into a killer guitar solo

Discuss

[fangirlitis]

Re: Discuss

[feytality]

.... I dunno, I think the guitar solo would probably work here.

Re: Discuss

[weaponvexed]

It didn't work last time.

Re: Discuss

[feytality]

But there's a band! What better time to bust out the ol' guitar?

Re: Discuss

[weaponvexed]

I'd rather bust out the stick.

[we have to mooooove.]

Re: Discuss

[feytality]

Eh, eh? We could be guitar heroes and you wanna fight off musical frogs with sticks? What if they turn you into a princess?

Re: Discuss

[weaponvexed]

Why is that the first thing you think of?

Re: Discuss

[feytality]

'Cause if they turned you into a frog you'd have to join their band.

Re: Discuss

[weaponvexed]

I'm not joining a damned frog band, and neither are you. We already lost time with those rocks.

Re: Discuss

[feytality]

That's why we can't fight them! What if we stun them into silence with a killing guitar riff? Then we can just stroll on by while they're swooning over us.

Re: Discuss

[weaponvexed]

Seems to me we should be able to walk past without doing any of that crap.

Re: Discuss

[feytality]

[Pouts]

If you really wanna go the boring route.....

Re: Discuss

[weaponvexed]

[he'd rather go the beat up with a stick route, but SOMEONE'S ALREADY BEEN A DOWNER ABOUT THAT.]

I doubt it's going to be that boring.

Re: Discuss

[feytality]

[Well excuuuuse her princess!]

I guess we could cover our ears....