EPONA

[soulping]

[You're wading in a low river, trying to advance as fast as you can--is the apparent setup, anyways. There's a table in the center of the room with a die to roll--and as you do so the world moves around you like some kind of VR deal. Everything looks, smells, and even sounds real… but it can't actually hurt you.]

[A monitor is lit up on the table. It reads: '24 spaces remain.']

Comments

ROUND 1

[soulping]

Re: ROUND 1

[feytality]

[ROLLS A 4]

Not bad...

OBSTACLE: FUCKING METEORS

[fangirlitis]

[20 spaces remain]

[Suddenly, a large rock impacts in the water just ahead of you, making an impact crater in the water that sends a wave over you all. In the sky there are twinkling stars. Stars that are growing bigger as they follow the first one towards you and yours. You figure your bath in the river has been good enough that you don't need a shower--what do you do?]

> Cast reflect
> Watch the skies and try to avoid them
> Let forth an anguished cry to Zeus
> Run away
> Break into a killer guitar solo

Discuss

[fangirlitis]

Re: OBSTACLE: FUCKING METEORS

[feytality]

>BREAK INTO A KILLER GUITAR SOLO

[does she even have a guitar, if not she will air guitar]

ROUND 2

[fangirlitis]

[21 spaces remain]

Re: ROUND 2

[feytality]

[ROLLED A THREE...]

OBSTACLE: A GROUP OF SINGING CYBER FROGS SO AMAZINGLY COOL YOU HAVE TO STOP AND WATCH

[fangirlitis]

[18 spaces remain]

[On a rocky outcropping in the river is a number of cybernetically enhanced frogs in tuxedos. Three have microphones, and the others have a small band put together. As they see you approach, the three fronttoads start snapping. The band kicks up a tune, and the most amazing three part harmony you've ever heard fills the air. It's positively mesmerizing--what do you do?]

> Stop and watch
> Plug your ears
> Try to fight them off with a convenient stick
> Run away
> Break into a killer guitar solo

Discuss

[fangirlitis]

Re: OBSTACLE: A GROUP OF SINGING CYBER FROGS SO AMAZINGLY COOL YOU HAVE TO STOP AND WATCH

[feytality]

>plug our ears

>if they get pissed off, Link's getting the stick

ROUND 3

[fangirlitis]

[15 spaces remain]

Re: ROUND 3

[sweatypalms]

[ I'M HERE NOW ]

I'LL WIN THIS!

Re: ROUND 3

[weaponvexed]

[rolls a 3.]

OBSTACLE: BEARS. CYBER BEARS. AND YOU SMELL LIKE SALMON.

[fangirlitis]

[12 spaces remain]

[A dense swarm of salmon swim around you and your friends. You aren't hindered at all, but you smell a lot like fish. It's only then that you notice up ahead that there are several bears on the rocky outcroppings ahead. Cyber bears, who are fishing for salmon by swiping at the water One looks up and notices you. This situation seems unbearably risky--what do you do?]

> Take a bath
> Punch it in the nose
> Play dead
> Run away
> Break into a killer guitar solo

Discuss

[fangirlitis]

Re: OBSTACLE: BEARS. CYBER BEARS. AND YOU SMELL LIKE SALMON.

[weaponvexed]

> Punch it in the nose

ROUND 4

[fangirlitis]

[15 spaces remain]

Re: ROUND 4

[feytality]

....

I guess we should have bathed, huh....

Re: ROUND 4

[weaponvexed]

Or run.

[that was a loud roar.]

Re: ROUND 4

[feytality]

I coulda taken them!

[Except her hair is all frazzled now]

Re: ROUND 4

[sweatypalms]

[ I didn't punch it I'm innocent ]

FINAL ROUND

[fangirlitis]

[6 spaces remain]

Re: FINAL ROUND

[feytality]

That was fun!

Re: FINAL ROUND

[sweatypalms]

Roll a six!! Roll a six!!

YOU DID IT!!!

[fangirlitis]

[0 spaces remain]

[Proceed to endgame]