soulping | EPONA

EPONA

[You're wading in a low river, trying to advance as fast as you can--is the apparent setup, anyways. There's a table in the center of the room with a die to roll--and as you do so the world moves around you like some kind of VR deal. Everything looks, smells, and even sounds real… but it can't actually hurt you.]

[A monitor is lit up on the table. It reads: '24 spaces remain.']

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Eh, eh? We could be guitar heroes and you wanna fight off musical frogs with sticks? What if they turn you into a princess?

Why is that the first thing you think of?

'Cause if they turned you into a frog you'd have to join their band.

I'm not joining a damned frog band, and neither are you. We already lost time with those rocks.

That's why we can't fight them! What if we stun them into silence with a killing guitar riff? Then we can just stroll on by while they're swooning over us.