VANARA

[soulping]

[You're wading in a low river, trying to advance as fast as you can--is the apparent setup, anyways. There's a table in the center of the room with a die to roll--and as you do so the world moves around you like some kind of VR deal. Everything looks, smells, and even sounds real… but it can't actually hurt you.]

[A monitor is lit up on the table. It reads: '24 spaces remain.']

Comments

ROLL - 5

[wittlich]

OBSTACLE: AN INEXPLICABLE WATERFALL THAT FLIES IN THE FACE OF PHYSICS

[fangirlitis]

[19 spaces remain]

[You're going across the river, but the current is suddenly pulling you towards a sharp cliff that's appeared right in front of you. You can't see the river past it, but you hear the familiar rushing of water, the crashing of it against the rocks below. Somehow, you're about to go down a waterfall. It seems like even the laws of physics are against you since this is clearly impossible, but--what do you do?]

> Question the validity of this waterfall's existence
> Ride down it in a barrel
> Grab the rocks near the cliff and try to find a safe way down
> Run away
> Break into a killer guitar solo

Discuss

[fangirlitis]

Re: Discuss

[wittlich]

[ fucking really ]

A waterfall?

Re: Discuss

[overfull]

- W-What sorts of options are these?!

Re: Discuss

[wittlich]

I can't imagine playing a guitar would help in the slightest. Perhaps morale, but we would still be quite dead.

Re: Discuss

[overfull]

It isn't as if a song would convince the water to stop...

[Or would it??? Who the hell knows at this point]

They're slippery, but we could try grabbing the rocks. What do you think?

Re: Discuss

[wittlich]

Riding down it in a barrel is...a comedy trope, yes? Characters who do that are rarely injured, as it's intended to be humorous.

Grabbing the rocks would be the more realistic option, but...this is Rotten we're talking about.

Re: Discuss

[overfull]

That's true. If we're playing to her preferences, it may be best to try the song.

Re: Discuss

[wittlich]

[ looks back at coyote

looks at her ]

Very well.

Re: Discuss

[unlimitedcoffee]

Well, as you pointed out this is Rotten. So maybe she has a bad influence on Units and it's best to go for the most outlandish choice.

Re: Discuss

[wittlich]

Are you certain?

[ this is so stupid gods help her ]

Re: Discuss

[unlimitedcoffee]

You can never be sure in these games. I'm willing to go with what Vanara wants for their choice, since I'm just the Cat hanging along. The first round is always the hardest to figure out the logic in these games.

[ It really is. ]

Re: Discuss

[wittlich]

Well, if Arachne is on board, I suppose we could try it.

[ guitar solo-ing straight into hell ]

Re: Discuss

[unlimitedcoffee]

[ At least we'll be a pretty rad group in hell. ]

Sounds like a plan.

Decision

[unlimitedcoffee]

> Break into a killer guitar solo

Result

[fangirlitis]

[You let forth a rocking guitar solo, and at the peak of it a swarm of dolphins jumps impossibly out of the waterfall, catching you and landing in the river below. They can help you no further, but you're safe. Advance 1 space.]