femmefailtale: (Why am I the only one here with a brain?)

Re: BASEMENT LEVEL D — HALLWAY

[personal profile] femmefailtale 2016-03-19 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I am going to have a talk with whoever the hell did this! You don't put a tentacle anywhere near a cute girl!

[TO THE HANDLELESS DOOR.]
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Re: BASEMENT LEVEL D — HALLWAY

[personal profile] she_tried 2016-03-19 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[...Walks over and picks up the tentacle because why not]

This place seems far more strange than it does actually dangerous.
femmefailtale: (Holy SHIT do I want to stab you rn)

Re: BASEMENT LEVEL D — HALLWAY

[personal profile] femmefailtale 2016-03-19 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
That's because you don't know what tentacles do. They exist to defile cute girls.
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Re: BASEMENT LEVEL D — HALLWAY

[personal profile] she_tried 2016-03-19 05:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Defile??
femmefailtale: (Why me..?)

Re: BASEMENT LEVEL D — HALLWAY

[personal profile] femmefailtale 2016-03-19 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. They squirm up into places they shouldn't go and touch stuff they're not supposed to touch.

[Shudders.]
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Re: BASEMENT LEVEL D — HALLWAY

[personal profile] she_tried 2016-03-19 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[. . .

Suddenly unsure I want to hold onto this tentacle]
femmefailtale: (Boiled alive)

Re: BASEMENT LEVEL D — HALLWAY

[personal profile] femmefailtale 2016-03-19 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
...that one's dead. So it should be fine.

But if it starts moving again, kill it.
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Re: BASEMENT LEVEL D — HALLWAY

[personal profile] she_tried 2016-03-19 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I will.