soulping ([personal profile] soulping) wrote2014-03-03 03:01 pm

TAKSHAKA

[ you're ushered into a tiny break room, which is SURPRISINGLY WELL LIT! There's some chairs, a single table, fountain pens and inkwells, and a box of (stale) donuts. ]

[ on the table is a single sheet of paper, with the following questions:


TEAM NAME (if made up of multiple teams, choose a new one):

1.) What would you say your skills, as a team are?

2.) How would you define suffering?

3.) How far are you willing to go to achieve victory?

4.) Where do you see yourselves in five years?

5.) What are your team's weaknesses?

6.) What accomplishment are you most proud of?

7.) Tell me about a time you made a mistake.

8.) If you saw another employee stealing from the company, what would you do?

9.) Describe your team.

10.) What motivates you?

11.) What makes you uncomfortable?

12.) Can you say: 'Peter Pepper Picked a Pickled Pepper' and cross-sell a washing machine at the same time?

13.) If I came to your house for dinner, what would you prepare for us?

14.) Calculate the angle of two clock hands when time is 11:50.

15.) Has a member of your team ever killed another living creature? Did they enjoy it?
takewing: (27)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] takewing 2014-03-03 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Hooray.

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] experiencepoints 2014-03-04 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
I vote we answer number two with 'filling out questionnaires'.
takewing: (For stupid reasons.)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] takewing 2014-03-04 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
An excellent answer.

[JOTS IT DOWN]

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] experiencepoints 2014-03-04 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
[GOING DOWN THE LIST]

Our skills as a team are humiliating Swan; I'm willing to go extremely far for victory as long as it doesn't mean getting up; trick question, since this place doesn't have seasons or an orbit, there are no years here; our greatest weakness is social games where no one gets hurt...
takewing: coloring by brush (It lights the way.)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] takewing 2014-03-04 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
Looking cool in capes is a skill of ours, don't you think?

[STRIKES A POSE]

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] experiencepoints 2014-03-04 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
[................]

Ah.
takewing: (Hello there.)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] takewing 2014-03-04 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
[:D?]

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] experiencepoints 2014-03-04 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
[... I'M JUST. GOING TO NOT SAY ANYTHING AND RETURN TO THE LIST.]

I'm proud of the time I hit that Amalthea in the face; a mistake I made was coming to this game; what company...
takewing: (Walking forward.)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] takewing 2014-03-04 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
[rude]

[LISTENING WITH INTEREST]
experiencepoints: (pic#6944671)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] experiencepoints 2014-03-04 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
Cape fetishists; what motivates me is the chance to not be here; what makes me uncomfortable is this Echo; I can but I won't; why the fuck am I preparing an Echo anything when they can just summon good food out of nothing? And this one didn't even do that much, fuck that.
takewing: coloring by brush (Did you seriously just .  . .)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] takewing 2014-03-04 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
Excuse you! I am not a cape fetishist.
experiencepoints: (pic#6944672)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] experiencepoints 2014-03-04 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
Sure you aren't.
takewing: coloring by javits (Sssssso many.)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] takewing 2014-03-04 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
I am merely a fan.
experiencepoints: (pic#6944671)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] experiencepoints 2014-03-04 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
I'll take your word for it.
takewing: coloring by brush (Waaait a second.)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] takewing 2014-03-04 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure you will.

Are the answers we have acceptable?

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] experiencepoints 2014-03-04 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
I'd've answered 14 with an insult about how slow they have to be to have not switched to digital clocks, but yeah, no complaints.
takewing: (My attention.)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] takewing 2014-03-04 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
-- digital? What's that?