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TAKSHAKA
[ you're ushered into a tiny break room, which is SURPRISINGLY WELL LIT! There's some chairs, a single table, fountain pens and inkwells, and a box of (stale) donuts. ]
[ on the table is a single sheet of paper, with the following questions:
TEAM NAME (if made up of multiple teams, choose a new one):
1.) What would you say your skills, as a team are?
2.) How would you define suffering?
3.) How far are you willing to go to achieve victory?
4.) Where do you see yourselves in five years?
5.) What are your team's weaknesses?
6.) What accomplishment are you most proud of?
7.) Tell me about a time you made a mistake.
8.) If you saw another employee stealing from the company, what would you do?
9.) Describe your team.
10.) What motivates you?
11.) What makes you uncomfortable?
12.) Can you say: 'Peter Pepper Picked a Pickled Pepper' and cross-sell a washing machine at the same time?
13.) If I came to your house for dinner, what would you prepare for us?
14.) Calculate the angle of two clock hands when time is 11:50.
15.) Has a member of your team ever killed another living creature? Did they enjoy it?
[ on the table is a single sheet of paper, with the following questions:
TEAM NAME (if made up of multiple teams, choose a new one):
1.) What would you say your skills, as a team are?
2.) How would you define suffering?
3.) How far are you willing to go to achieve victory?
4.) Where do you see yourselves in five years?
5.) What are your team's weaknesses?
6.) What accomplishment are you most proud of?
7.) Tell me about a time you made a mistake.
8.) If you saw another employee stealing from the company, what would you do?
9.) Describe your team.
10.) What motivates you?
11.) What makes you uncomfortable?
12.) Can you say: 'Peter Pepper Picked a Pickled Pepper' and cross-sell a washing machine at the same time?
13.) If I came to your house for dinner, what would you prepare for us?
14.) Calculate the angle of two clock hands when time is 11:50.
15.) Has a member of your team ever killed another living creature? Did they enjoy it?
Re: TURN-IN
1.) What would you say your skills, as a team are? Looking cool in capes and being kind to cute animals.
2.) How would you define suffering? Filling out questionnaires.
3.) How far are you willing to go to achieve victory? That depends. Do you prefer feet and inches, or meters and centimeters?
4.) Where do you see yourselves in five years? Surrounded by small cute creatures, possibly on the moon. But since there is no moon here, we have no idea.
5.) What are your team's weaknesses? We are too kind to small animuls.
6.) What accomplishment are you most proud of? The angry face we've drawn for you. It's a work of art, isn't it?
7.) Tell me about a time you made a mistake. We made a spelling error on question #5.
8.) If you saw another employee stealing from the company, what would you do? Make them share.
9.) Describe your team. Purple and caped.
10.) What motivates you? Cool capes.
11.) What makes you uncomfortable? Discomfort.
12.) Can you say: 'Peter Pepper Picked a Pickled Pepper' and cross-sell a washing machine at the same time? No, we'd be too upset thinking about how you're supposed to pickle other things than peppers.
13.) If I came to your house for dinner, what would you prepare for us? Something better than water and stale bread.
14.) Calculate the angle of two clock hands when time is 11:50. Clock hands do not have an "angle." They approach every situation objectively and without schemes for their own benefit. Because they are clock hands.
15.) Has a member of your team ever killed another living creature? Did they enjoy it? [angry face] 😠