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BARGHEST
[ you're ushered into a tiny break room, which is SURPRISINGLY WELL LIT! There's some chairs, a single table, fountain pens and inkwells, and a box of (stale) donuts. ]
[ on the table is a single sheet of paper, with the following questions:
TEAM NAME (if made up of multiple teams, choose a new one):
1.) What would you say your skills, as a team are?
2.) How would you define suffering?
3.) How far are you willing to go to achieve victory?
4.) Where do you see yourselves in five years?
5.) What are your team's weaknesses?
6.) What accomplishment are you most proud of?
7.) Tell me about a time you made a mistake.
8.) If you saw another employee stealing from the company, what would you do?
9.) Describe your team.
10.) What motivates you?
11.) What makes you uncomfortable?
12.) Can you say: 'Peter Pepper Picked a Pickled Pepper' and cross-sell a washing machine at the same time?
13.) If I came to your house for dinner, what would you prepare for us?
14.) Calculate the angle of two clock hands when time is 11:50.
15.) Has a member of your team ever killed another living creature? Did they enjoy it?
[ on the table is a single sheet of paper, with the following questions:
TEAM NAME (if made up of multiple teams, choose a new one):
1.) What would you say your skills, as a team are?
2.) How would you define suffering?
3.) How far are you willing to go to achieve victory?
4.) Where do you see yourselves in five years?
5.) What are your team's weaknesses?
6.) What accomplishment are you most proud of?
7.) Tell me about a time you made a mistake.
8.) If you saw another employee stealing from the company, what would you do?
9.) Describe your team.
10.) What motivates you?
11.) What makes you uncomfortable?
12.) Can you say: 'Peter Pepper Picked a Pickled Pepper' and cross-sell a washing machine at the same time?
13.) If I came to your house for dinner, what would you prepare for us?
14.) Calculate the angle of two clock hands when time is 11:50.
15.) Has a member of your team ever killed another living creature? Did they enjoy it?
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For the interview round, you are to answer all questions as a team. If your group is made up of members of multiple teams, then that counts as your single team for this game!
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[ are u ok bella ]
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What kind of ridiculous question is that. . . .
. . . . nevermind your answer, Lupus, clearly this Echo isn't a trustworthy one if that's the kind of questions she's having us answer. Let's not.
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I don't get it...
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Okay.
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[ she stops and thinks for awhile... ]
14 is 55 degrees. [ NODNOD. ]
And I kill things all the time, because I hunt them for food! I don't enjoy doing it, but I'm a wolf.
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Okay. That's it for the round, I suppose. . .
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1.) What would you say your skills, as a team are?
We're flexible and goal-oriented and we're willing to do what it takes to reach our goal.
2.) How would you define suffering?
Flowers and glitter.
3.) How far are you willing to go to achieve victory?
We're willing to do whatever it takes, of course.
4.) Where do you see yourselves in five years?
With our friends.
5.) What are your team's weaknesses?
Being too good at what we do, naturally, and having teammates that are so cute it should be a crime.
6.) What accomplishment are you most proud of?
Winning in every bad game we've played in is one of our many accomplishments.
7.) Tell me about a time you made a mistake.
The last mistake we made was dying in the last of those bad games.
8.) If you saw another employee stealing from the company, what would you do?
Confront them, and tell the appropriate authorities depending on their answer.
9.) Describe your team.
We're the best, obviously.
10.) What motivates you?
Our teammates—in other words, we motivate each other.
11.) What makes you uncomfortable?
This question and this interview does.
12.) Can you say: 'Peter Pepper Picked a Pickled Pepper' and cross-sell a washing machine at the same time?
Lupus can.
13.) If I came to your house for dinner, what would you prepare for us?
A steak dinner with some pudding for dessert.
14.) Calculate the angle of two clock hands when time is 11:50.
. . . 55 degrees?
15.) Has a member of your team ever killed another living creature? Did they enjoy it?
Naturally, some of our teammates are lupine in nature, and so she hunts smaller creatures. But that's not something she enjoys; it's the circle of life, and all that.
talk to fairy maybe
ROUND 2
Your training scenario is simple -- you have a particularly stubborn cow that refuses to get into the Mobile Slaughter Unit. You therefore cannot transport it to be 'processed'. How do you fix this problem? ]
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